only for the boys of royal carnage would i take a pic this sexy

[lizard]

the car just chock full of manly testosterone, a pimping ride for me is my 83 Mercury Grand Marquis LS.

woo

tiny japanese cars tremble in fear as I approach.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

lizard, your car is begging for hydraulics

 

[NAD]

lizard's car = win

The gayest vehicles are lifted 2WD Ferd F-150's. So many small-penised males with crooked hats and gigantic brand name clothing label stickers adorning the back windows drive around here. FAGS!!!

 

[lizard]

I had a 73 ford galaxie 500 four door once, with air shocks on the back...my very first car *sigh* it was so rusted out that it could drive faster than intended because it was so light!

the marquis cost me $100, and only had 76000 miles on it.

 

[Smapdy]

and they all have little blonde keychain girlfriends who follow them around community colleges drinking red bull and talking on cell phones. their time will come.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

1970 chevy malibu. i've got one of these waiting for me in texas, all gold like that too. well actually it was my brother's (when it worked) and whoever gets it fixed up first can have it. 300 horsepower v8, oh yes. oh yessss. even as it is it can kick some ass. my dad picked me up from school in it once, in its current state. and it owned a corvette like the sad little bitch it was.

 

[lizard]

older cars have so much personality. I also had a 79 Nova that was just so powerful.

 

[NAD]

and they all have little blonde keychain girlfriends who follow them around community colleges drinking red bull and talking on cell phones. their time will come.

I wish I had a keychain girlfriend, then I could say "there's some chick in my pants all day."

1969 Firebird with the 400 V8. Cars don't get any better.

 

[lizard]

yessssssssssssssss the old muscle cars. I had a friend with a 68 mustang, just awesome to drive.

 

[NAD]

My mom had a '69 Firebird 400, but it was an automatic so I don't give her too much crap for not saving it for me.

 

[Erik]

This Firebird belongs to the Nifelheim brothers... Probably a '67 or so? Either way, it's black with flames and FUCKEN METAL.

 

[NAD]

If it's American (I doubt Pontiac sold those overseas back then?) it's at least a '70. '69 and earlier had quad headlights.

 

[lizard]

now I can't stand up in the cube because I have a tent in my pants:Spin:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[lizard]

CT, you're not a soccer mom (yet)

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yeah but man, do you realize how cool the 1986 ford aerostar is? i mean...after it kills itself you can set it out in your yard for years!! and keep laundry detergent in it!

 

[NAD]

Man... This might come as a total surprise to you but you can actually "import" things, meaning that you buy stuff in one country and then you move it into another country where you want it to be!

No, what I meant is that model changes aren't universal throughout the world.

Case in point, my Subaru WRX is an '04 with all new front end styling starting this year, but that styling started for the '03 model in other places of the world. :Spin:

'03 US model:

'03 rest of world:

'04 US model:

 

[lizard]

Aerostars make great garden sheds!

 

[NAD]

My favorite lawn-squatter:

 

[lizard]

I love that phrase