speaking of idiots, an entertaining idiot came into my work tonight. he was one of the stupid emo type kids, for some reason was wearing a hot pink baseball helmet, and was carrying around a megaphone. i was busy putting my order away, and i saw the megaphone, and i said to the kid "Sweet! you have a megaphone!" and he said through the megaphone "yeah, it's pretty cool" hahaha i was fucking cracking up.
then he was talking w.his friends and said some insult to one of his friends..and i was like "dude..you're the one wearing the pink helmet" all his friends were cracking up, and he's like..yeah but i'm wearing it cause...(forget what he said). then he was walking around the store using it, and everyone was pissed off, but i was fucking cracking up. then i was like dude i gotta use that, come outside. but before i went outside, i accidently dropped my cd walkman, so that sucked.
so i was going towards my car to get something and i turned the vol. on the megaphone all the way up and said "penis" then i laughed like butthead, then i said "Vagina". then this kid that works with me almost hit me with his car, so i called him a faggot, through the megaphone.