Oxford compiles list of top ten irritating phrases

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

When I was in elementary school, students would often attempt to redirect blame and simultaneously proclaim innocence by using this two-in-one cliche:

"I was just sitting there, minding my own business when all of a sudden..." Kyle jumped out of the bushes and hit me "for no reason!"

Another one that needs to be on that list is "...in my life!" when pleading innocent. You can just say you've never "seen him / done that before" and "in my life" will be assumed. The redundancy is annoying and kind of obnoxious in my opinion.

 

[AchrisK]

LEAVE SARAH ALONE!!!!1!!!3!!!
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[Orion Crystal Ice]

combining random other explicitives with "ass", such as: "sick-ass".. "bad-ass"..."pussy-ass" and so forth...




now I want to destroy something.

 

[AchrisK]

ASS IS A COOL AS CAPSLOCK!!

 

[The Ozzman]

When I say 'weak ass', you say 'bitch'

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

When I say "cheeseburger", you drive to Five Guys.

 

[The Ozzman]

wat

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

also cajun fries plz

 

[AchrisK]

BITCH!!!

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

do the taxes/dishes?

 

[Dak]

Removing the E frome extreme and capitalizing/enlarging the entire word, there-bye making the item being described......XTREME!!!

 

[AchrisK]

I heard Henry Paulson on NPR and I hated his gravel-pit vocals.

 

[The Butt]

Removing the E frome extreme and capitalizing/enlarging the entire word, there-bye making the item being described......XTREME!!!

BANANA ASSAULT TAKES OFFENSE, SINCE IT IS AN XTREME SNACK.

EAT THIS SNACK, OR GO TO HELL.

 

[King Richard]

I just thought of one that really pisses me off.

"Tell us how you really feel!" or whatever that stupid phrase is. Yeah, I'll tell you, once I get done pounding your face into the ground you smartass motherfucker.

 

[Melodeath]

Not so popular anymore, but kids who use "crucial" to mean "awesome" lol

 

[Mort Divine]

Oh god, I especially hate Slipknot fans who use (sic) not knowing that it means spelled in context.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

stuff that seems impossible to get wrong but people get wrong all the time:


- confusing "there", "their", and "they're"..ugggghhhh

- metal fans, sometimes will say "...this song has the best guitar solo's.." SOLO'S? Seriously?

 

[AchrisK]

That's (sic)!!

 

[Vossyrus]

Another one I'll add to my list:

"Quite frankly"

 

[Vossyrus]

Also, I hate it when people on forums make a new thread beginning with "In This Thread We" followed by whatever the topic is.