Pabla's New Car Hood Adventures

[kittybeast]

Well you were the one talking about pornstars in here! Now you're are going to tell me you haven't look at one?

Only cuz my husbands a perv....I didn't say I watched it!

 

[sixxswine]

I cannot believe I am discussing bikini waxing with a bunch of metal guys!! LMAO
though I do believe the girl on Wyverns signature....I bet she has the brazilian!

No shit. Hey Wyvern is that a "real" picture on your sig? It looks more like one of those 80's posters that you'd be able to buy in a novelty store. Like a Spencer Gfts or something like that. It looks like an airbrush...

 

[sixxswine]

Only cuz my husbands a perv....I didn't say I watched it!

Oh come on you know you watch it too! I have come to the conclusion that women put men/males to shame when it comes to "locker room" humor/talk!
Now this isn't scientific, I'm just saying this based on what I have seen, heard & experienced in my adult years...

 

[kittybeast]

I have come to the conclusion that women put men/males to shame when it comes to "locker room" humor/talk!

That's just not ladylike :Shedevil:

 

[#1_Droogie]

That's just not ladylike :Shedevil:

EXACTLY

so they just dont do it in front of guys, so we dont know you're ever unladylike

 

[Wheezer]

Aye Laddy!!!!

Hell yes and second that!!

 

[Wyvern]

No shit. Hey Wyvern is that a "real" picture on your sig? It looks more like one of those 80's posters that you'd be able to buy in a novelty store. Like a Spencer Gfts or something like that. It looks like an airbrush...

Airbush?

Sorry I read to quick

Actually I found it when looking for a cool pic of a Lamborghini on their official website (you have to love Italians).

The Lamborghini Murciélago Roadster spreads its wings
in "Batman Begins"

The Lamborghini Murciélago Roadster will have its on-screen debut this week " Batman Begins ", directed by Christopher Nolan and produced by the Warner Bros Entertainment Inc.
In the film, billionaire Bruce Wayne (Batman), played by the actor Christian Bale, can be seen driving the Lamborghini supercar during his private life, when he does not use his Batmobile.
Powered by a 12 cylinder, 6-2 litres, 580 hp engine, the Murciélago Roadster can be equipped with a manual gearbox or with a robotized "e-gear" system. It accelerates from 0 to 100 km/h in 3.8 seconds and it reaches the maximum speed of 320 km/h.
The Lamborghini was a natural choice for Batman, as the way its doors open perfectly matches the image of the superhero speading his wings. Furthermore, the name Murciélago means "bat" in Spanish.

This is very cool, since I didn't know which model was when I saw the picture, so using a Murciélago is very clever.

Still my favorite is the Countach:

Although the Diablo and The Murcielago are neat too:

 

[kittybeast]

It accelerates from 0 to 100 km/h in 3.8 seconds and it reaches the maximum speed of 320 km/h.


WOW! If I was a guy I could only say "Schwiiiing!"

 

[JonnyD]

I could never own something like that! I would be dead within the first day! Leadfoot!

 

[carnut]

I just LOVE the new Mustangs, unfortunatly taxes on big engine cars are only for rich people here

I really am a diehard Mopar fan but the new Charger doesn't deserve the name, I would choose a Mustang over it any time !! Dodge threw away a good oppurtunity to build a killer car again....Still, the old Mustang can't compete with the old Charger !!! General Lee rules !!!!

 

[KMADD]

The General Lee? YEEHAW!!!!! Just the good ol' boys!

 

[tedvanfrehley]

CARNUT! Why I'll be a son of a three breasted whore! You, sir, are a great man with balls so big they drag the ground! THE GENERAL LEE! Now you're speakin' my language!!! PS...as a side note, I feel it is important to boycott this new piece of shit take on the Dukes of Hazzard...the movie, starring Jessica Simpson and freakin' Johnny Knoxville. WEAK. Sinful. Communist.

 

[tedvanfrehley]

AND gigantic props to the great and Mighty WYVERRN for his tanalizing pics of cars and chicks!

 

[tedvanfrehley]

Though I gotta say...I like 'em a bit more "rotund"!


...and I cannot lie....you other brothers can't deny....

 

[Wyvern]

Though I gotta say...I like 'em a bit more "rotund"!


...and I cannot lie....you other brothers can't deny....

And gigantic kudos to Ted "Bubba" VanFrehley the most beloved hillbilly this side of the Rockies..or the Apalachians..or whatever mountain you have nearby

Uncle Ted you really make this place :Spin: , with your humor and cool posts

BTW, what is the "rotund" thing about?, I got lost

 

[sixxswine]

That's just not ladylike :Shedevil:

Yeah, right...

 

[sixxswine]

Carnut have you seen the new 2005 Dodge Charger?! At least the 2005 stang looks like one... These new Chargers look like a smaller version of the Magnum....

 

[tedvanfrehley]

Sir, I am referring to the blonde on the vehicle in your fine signature photo. She's a knockout, no doubt...but "rotund" refers to, at least in my mind, somebody who's a bit more "healthy"! Or in other words...I like 'em round and big...and when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself....I'm actin' like an animal...

Whew! I'm about to pass out.

 

[kittybeast]

BTW, what is the "rotund" thing about?, I got lost

he's saying....... "I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And --, double up -- --
BABY'S GOT BACK!

 

[JonnyD]

CARNUT! Why I'll be a son of a three breasted whore! You, sir, are a great man with balls so big they drag the ground!

That is one of the funniest things I have seen all day!!!!! its going in my sig!!!