Personal questions thread.

Three. The 3rd time sucked, because I didn't want to.

What do you think about when you take your most epic shits?
 
Realistically? Not much, if anything. I habitually visit the forum because I have no one to hang out with though. This should be remedied soon.
 
Two, one is a lovely hand made with a tiger on it that I use in the early mornings if I'm cold.

Ever lay awake at night, annoyed because the other person/people in the room keep farting?
 
No, I'd ask the female for a blowjob if she was going to insist on keeping me awake, though.

I repost this question for others to answer :D