Personal questions thread.

Genitals... easier access.

Penis in the ass, or penis in the mouth?
 
Depends on the animal... but if we're talking a big animal and me penetrating it, then probably enough for a Porsche.

Do you have your wallet on the left side or the right side of your butt cheek?
 
I'd probably choose St. Anger, get halfway through it, and then start begging for the shot.

Which hand do you normally use for self satisfaction?

I alternate.

Have Neverearth X lose his virginity to your ass or have your ass lose it's virginity of Neverearth X?