Pet Peeves

[Dak]

Why would you want to go through the hassle to sit down?

 

[Onder]

What's the point of standing up and peeing when you're not in a public bathroom? It's more comfortable to sit down.

This has got nothing to do with me being Swedish by the way. I don't know anyone else who sits down to pee.

The problem with sitting down is standing up.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I don't know abot you guys but it takes me at least 15-20 seconds to have a piss, and it's more of a hassle to stand up during all that time.

 

[Krow]

Yeah I don't like to tuck my dick under the toilet seat to pee.....

 

[Onder]

Real men stand.

 

[CF87]

What's the point of standing up and peeing when you're not in a public bathroom? It's more comfortable to sit down.

This has got nothing to do with me being Swedish by the way. I don't know anyone else who sits down to pee.

Become a woman and get a Pussy.

 

[Onder]

Become a woman and get a Pussy.

+1

 

[Blind Guardian]

That's such an arbitrary idea. Using a toilet isn't very natural to begin with.

 

[Dak]

I don't know abot you guys but it takes me at least 15-20 seconds to have a piss, and it's more of a hassle to stand up during all that time.

Standing: A hassle.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Well apparently - Sitting down: A hassle.

 

[Dak]

Unbuckling a belt, pulling everything down, sitting down, then reversing the process vs zip-zip.

 

[ASD]

I only sit down to pee when I also have to take a poo. That way, when I sit down, I spew filth from both ends. Its disgusting.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Unbuckling a belt, pulling everything down, sitting down, then reversing the process vs zip-zip.

What, you mean you don't pull everything down to pee standing up?

 

[Nephilim96]

I'll sit down to piss when I'm at home and wearing nothing but underwear or something, but that's the only time. Why stand when you don't need to?

 

[Nephilim96]

What, you mean you don't pull everything down to pee standing up?

Wait, he isn't 5 years old?

 

[KafkaX]

Real men pee like this.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

For most of elementary school I peed like that. Back in kindergarten I did it in the urinals and people laughed, so instead of changing my technique I just decided to go in the stalls.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I know a guy who will not piss sitting down. I piss sitting down when I'm taking a shit, like most dudes, but he told me he he'll hold it until he wipes and then gets up to piss.

 

[KafkaX]

He holds his piss when he shits, to then stand up and finish? Dafaq?!...Makes no sense.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I don't know abot you guys but it takes me at least 15-20 seconds to have a piss, and it's more of a hassle to stand up during all that time.

Do you weight 500 pounds or something?