Pet Peeves

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Well, that's certainly not my bag.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Oh, fuck yea.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Fuck yeah to what? Kafka's preferences?

 

[sevag00]

Totally fucking depends.

I live with my fiancé, so the toilet-seat is always down. In the morning I'm only wearing boxers, or I'm naked. If I've just rolled out of bed, there's no way I'm trusting myself to actually aim. So yes, I sit down in the morning.

I'll also sit if I don't feel like washing my hands. As soon as I touch the seat, I have to wash my hands. If I sit, the only thing I touch is my dick.

But your dick is also filthy. Then again you have to wash your hands.

 

[Einherjar86]

Don't know about your dick, but I wash mine every day in the shower. It's probably the cleanest thing in my apartment.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'll also sit if I don't feel like washing my hands. As soon as I touch the seat, I have to wash my hands. If I sit, the only thing I touch is my dick.

What about flushing the toilet? Don't you touch the toilet then?

 

[Einherjar86]

I'm not OCD about the handle, just the seat/bowl. I can touch the handle and it doesn't bother me. The only other person who touches it is my fiancé. But piss and shit can splash on the seat/bowl... filthy man, filthy.

 

[damnromulans]

I'm sorry but unless you're intentionally using the gender neutral or it's a man wouldn't it be fiancée?

 

[Dak]

I don't think so...

 

[Einherjar86]

There is a difference; one's masculine and one's feminine. However, I've heard/read that the distinction is going out of style, so I just always write "fiancé."

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Baby momma.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Snugglebuddy

 

[rms]

Carlin said it best you germ-a-phobes

 

[KafkaX]

RIP Carlin...He said a lot of things the best. Love that goofy fucker.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I'm not OCD about the handle, just the seat/bowl. I can touch the handle and it doesn't bother me. The only other person who touches it is my fiancé.

After she wipes shit off her arse.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Actually the bacteria and germs, per se, you encounter while just interacting in an urban setting makes your average household bathroom look quite sterile in comparison.

 

[damnromulans]

I never wash my hands after I go to the bathroom unless I get poop on my finger. Then I usually wash.

I like to think this total disregard for basic hygiene = my immune system is all the stronger.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I always lick the escalator handrail to build by immune system.

 

[King Richard]

I never wash my hands after I go to the bathroom unless I get poop on my finger. Then I usually wash.

I like to think this total disregard for basic hygiene = my immune system is all the stronger.

Bull-fucking-shit. I wash my hands like it's going out of style and I never get sick. And if we ever meet I'll make you wash your hands before we shake hands (or hug if you're a hugger).

 

[brooks55]

Driving behind someone who turns on their windshield washer fluid after I just washed my car.