Pet Peeves

Loud chewing. Cmon bro, yo momma taught you better.

I hate the sound of my officemates eating while I'm trying to work.

Yeah this is probably my biggest...I will seriously get up and leave the fucking room. Oh, and ironically, that sound haunts me at home. One of my dogs is getting up there in age, and in recent months shes developed the need to lick everything, constantly. I dont know if its because shes blind and deaf, or just plain stupid, but it makes me want to put a bullet in her head.

I also really hate stupid questions. People who say there is no such thing as a stupid question are most likely the fucking putzes who ask dumb ass questions.
 
Wow, where to begin...

Annoying kids in public. I don't take it out on them though, I take it out on the parents. Fucking cunts.

People who can't pull in a park spot straight.

People who talk on their phone while driving and swerve between lanes. I don't understand wtf these idiots are doing. I can talk on my phone just fine without swerving everywhere.

People that eyefuck your girl.

Poor leadership, like what's going on in my marketing class. I've already snapped once in that class and it may happen again.

Know-it-all's who are dumb, and people who are full of shit in general.

To go along with that, people who are too lazy to agree with factual and/or scientific evidence. Seriously, the internet is the greatest invention of all time, use it knuckleheads.

Bread bags. I don't understand how after all of these years this is the best bag anyone can think of to put bread it. da fuq

Stuck up people. They are usually on the receiving end of my displays of affection; i.e. getting called out and embarrassed.

I'm starting to see a trend here, annoying dumb people. lol

Uh, let's see what else.

Wearing your shoes indoors.

to be continued...
 
Wearing your shoes indoors.

When I was in England me and my friend lived in someone's house and everybody walked in their shoes at home, but it was so disgusting. There were carpets everywhere too so they were sticky and every step you made stuck you to the floor. I mean, I'd rather fucking walk outside. What the fuck.
 
It's not even a pet peeve, I just don't like walking in fucking shit.
 
People who are constantly texting while driving.

i had a car hit me about a week ago
the driver couldn't see me because she was texting!!!
the car was moving really slow and the car was damaged more than i was, but still
don't text and drive, it causes more accidents than talking on the phone while driving
 
I also really hate stupid questions. People who say there is no such thing as a stupid question are most likely the fucking putzes who ask dumb ass questions.

This just reminded me of another of mine: when people expect all the things that occur to them to occur to everyone else.
 
I wear my shoes inside all the time, but I'm respectable and usually take them off at other houses. I kinda grew up wearing my shoes on in the house TBH. My parents are FUCKED!
 
Really arrogant, cocky men that look at you as if they feel sorry for you because you aren't being obnoxious to anyone, so you "must be gay or retarded".

I don't care if you came from some really shit council estate that's "well ard'", just fuck off.
 
I think something you've gotta understand is how much meaning gets lost in expression. It sounds to me like you've got insecurities that you're projecting into everyday events in order to justify them, lacking a rational basis.
 
People who drive slow side-by-side on four lane roads. It's your choice to drive slow and I'm not going to be a dick about it on a 2 lane road. When two slowpokes drive side-by-side and refuse to split up in some way to let others past... I get extremely cranky.
 
Drivers who ride your ass on a two-lane highway instead of just passing by. Yes idiots, I get it, I'm going 55 and I'm not going to go any faster, now pass already.
 
I think something you've gotta understand is how much meaning gets lost in expression. It sounds to me like you've got insecurities that you're projecting into everyday events in order to justify them, lacking a rational basis.

Yeah, no shit. JAGE has a textbook inferiority complex.
 
Really arrogant, cocky men that look at you as if they feel sorry for you because you aren't being obnoxious to anyone, so you "must be gay or retarded".

I don't care if you came from some really shit council estate that's "well ard'", just fuck off.

Is that what it is, not acting showy enough all the time in public? I get males commenting that they want to fuck me in the ass and stuff all the time (I assume in a mocking way) and always thought they were just being random shitheads with maybe a little bit of intended insult over my appearance. In what situations does this happen to you, and have you performed any controls to be certain of the cause?
 
I get annoyed with my friends on facebook who obviously get all their information and thoughts from the evening press and then keep writing about it on their status bar. It makes them look really stupid.


When I was in England me and my friend lived in someone's house and everybody walked in their shoes at home, but it was so disgusting. There were carpets everywhere too so they were sticky and every step you made stuck you to the floor. I mean, I'd rather fucking walk outside. What the fuck.

I used to live in England (London) for a year and spent time in England several times before that and I can confirm this. Most homes seem to have carpets everywhere and everyone walks around with shoes indoor. I dont get it. In Sweden we always remove the shoes right when we enter someones home.
 
while waiting in line, people who take all fucking day asking dumbass questions, making small talk, or complaining to the salesperson/cashier. just take your shit, give your money and get the fuck out.
 
while waiting in line, people who take all fucking day asking dumbass questions, making small talk, or complaining to the salesperson/cashier. just take your shit, give your money and get the fuck out.

Seriously.