ChromeHeart said:
Really short hair on women. Gormless dogs that head-butt groins. Assholes that are too stuck up to treat people decently. No you can't just be obnoxious and then quiver your chin in disdain that some mere peasant might raise his voice in objection, you drop the fucking arrogance you wanker. Disabled toilet seats that wont stay up because of the padded bit. Women who detect stares within one second and immediately write you off as a creep. Socks with shitty elastic in them that wont stay up or stay on. Small condoms that snap while you're putting them on (for real).
I kept all the ones I agree with and the "gormless dogs" thing because I have no idea what the fuck gormless means.
I get pissed off about:
When I'm trying to masturbate in the shower and my wife comes in the bathroom to shit.
People that sound like a fucking sow when they eat.
When you burp and almost throw up.
Skinny bitches who dress like they're fat, fat bitches who dress like they're skinny.
Being hungry and lazy at the same time.
Bars that blast their music so loud you can't even order a fucking drink without screaming at the bartender.
People that feign a coughing fit when they are around people smoking cigarettes.
People who say really rude and shitty things when their opinion wasn't asked for and they say "Hey, I'm just being honest."
The way thugs/wiggers/my pals dress.
When I drop something fifteen fucking times in a row.
Picky eaters. Adults are worse than children in this regard, I swear.
Being called lazy by an even lazier, more useless sack of shit.