Pet Peeves

BootyLips easily. Would be good psychoanalytic practice. And he probably knows where decent pubs are. You know, ones with rich white folks and no gormless dudes, whatever that means.
 
real-life crime scene workers and their assocciates who bitch about the CSI shows being "an innaccurate depiction of how crime scene workers do their jobs"

it's a SCRIPTED tv show!!!
it's not supposed to be "accurate" it's supposed to be "entertaining"
it's not supposed to look "realistic" because it's supposed to look "better than reality"

A&E has had documentary-type tv shows that document real-life examples CSI investigations, and these shows have actually been around longer than "CSI"

if you want an "accurate" CSI-type show, just watch the real-world documentation of real-life investigations
 
ChromeHeart said:
Really short hair on women. Gormless dogs that head-butt groins. Assholes that are too stuck up to treat people decently. No you can't just be obnoxious and then quiver your chin in disdain that some mere peasant might raise his voice in objection, you drop the fucking arrogance you wanker. Disabled toilet seats that wont stay up because of the padded bit. Women who detect stares within one second and immediately write you off as a creep. Socks with shitty elastic in them that wont stay up or stay on. Small condoms that snap while you're putting them on (for real).

I kept all the ones I agree with and the "gormless dogs" thing because I have no idea what the fuck gormless means.

I get pissed off about:
When I'm trying to masturbate in the shower and my wife comes in the bathroom to shit.
People that sound like a fucking sow when they eat.
When you burp and almost throw up.
Skinny bitches who dress like they're fat, fat bitches who dress like they're skinny.
Being hungry and lazy at the same time.
Bars that blast their music so loud you can't even order a fucking drink without screaming at the bartender.
People that feign a coughing fit when they are around people smoking cigarettes.
People who say really rude and shitty things when their opinion wasn't asked for and they say "Hey, I'm just being honest."
The way thugs/wiggers/my pals dress.
When I drop something fifteen fucking times in a row.
Picky eaters. Adults are worse than children in this regard, I swear.
Being called lazy by an even lazier, more useless sack of shit.
 
the people that go around with their tattoos looking like crap "because the artist died"

if it takes several "sessions" to finish a tat and the artist dies before he can complete the work
just fucking have someone else complete the fucking picture

if the ink used was crap, the artist died, and now your tattoo looks like a ketchup/mustard stain on your skin instead of tattoo ink
or the "black" ink has faded into looking blue or purple or green
get the fucking tat "re-touched"

it's as annoying as hell to hear someone saying that they "won't fix" a tattoo "out of respect for the dead"

dead people being dead is no excuse for your body art to look distractingly ugly
 
could you post pics of examples plz

Pretty self explanatory.

Skinny girl dressed like she's fat:

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Fat girl dressed like she's skinny:

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While I don't really want to see the second one, I see no issue with the first one.

Also yay body shaming
 
Fat people need something to inspire change. The obesity "epidemic" does not need justification under a variety of such PC campaigns like "no body shaming!"

No matter how OK you might be with your obesity, your organs and various body systems are not OK with it.
 
It's just bugs me, especially in the middle of July when it's 97 degrees and I see a skinny bitch wearing a hoodie, sweatpants, and Uggs because she's got body image issues. An obese girl in daisy dukes and a baby tee is infuriating for obvious reasons.
 
I fucking hate uggs. Fucking bitches. Have nice feet and show them off. Think of the perverts on the bus. They can't look at porn all of the time.
 
I fucking hate uggs. Fucking bitches. Have nice feet and show them off. Think of the perverts on the bus. They can't look at porn all of the time.

Maybe you should go back to self-consciously editing and deleting your posts.
 
Fat people need something to inspire change. The obesity "epidemic" does not need justification under a variety of such PC campaigns like "no body shaming!"

No matter how OK you might be with your obesity, your organs and various body systems are not OK with it.

There is a major difference between making people aware of their health issues due to obesity and body shaming someone because they're overweight and okay with showing it off.

Do I personally want to see it? No, but whatever works for them.

The differences should be plainly obvious between cases where there are huge health issues vs. just someone who is bigger.

The same body shaming issue goes for skinny people too.
 
There is a major difference between making people aware of their health issues due to obesity and body shaming someone because they're overweight and okay with showing it off.

Do I personally want to see it? No, but whatever works for them.

The differences should be plainly obvious between cases where there are huge health issues vs. just someone who is bigger.

The same body shaming issue goes for skinny people too.

You're fat.