Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
Hipsters. I live in an area densely populated by them and they are pissing me off to the point where they actually make me angry when I see them. And I'm not talking about your run-of-the-mill hipsterism like skinny jeans and flat caps, I'm talking about Johnny Dregbeard over here with his side-parted perm, wacky sunglasses, fluorescent 80's parachute tracksuit jacket, mustard undersized suit pants and boat shoes, or ironic 80's maths teacher, or Bad Nick Cave wannabe no. 98759765. I feel like grabbing these people and shaking them while screaming "YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT!!" over and over until they start crying.