Women who come into a room, where conversations are being held and insist upon turning everything into being about, or more accurately an attempt to get in, them. Really short hair on women. Gormless dogs that head-butt groins. Assholes that are too stuck up to treat people decently. No you can't just be obnoxious and then quiver your chin in disdain that some mere peasant might raise his voice in objection, you drop the fucking arrogance you wanker. Posh people who seem gay. Disabled toilet seats that wont stay up because of the padded bit. Women who detect stares within one second and immediately write you off as a creep. Socks with shitty elastic in them that wont stay up or stay on. Small condoms that snap while you're putting them on (for real). Women who believe that saying that they "don't think that's the case" is a well reasoned argument due to the femininity of the person giving it.