Pick Up Lines????

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Originally posted by Wrathchild
"Hi, I'm Steve. You might remember me from such police line-ups as..."

W

 

[JonBonJovi]

everyone of you are just pure class....or was that pure ass

I can just see the next major metal gig everyone here on this forum will be stealing each others lines!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Yeah and I know who will be hearing them all...

My sister!

 

[JonBonJovi]

Originally posted by The Trooper
Yeah and I know who will be hearing them all...

My sister!

Sounds like the poor girl needs protection from all these blithering idiots!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hahaha I think she will!

 

[JonBonJovi]

Originally posted by The Trooper
Hahaha I think she will!

isn't that what big brothers are there for?

I have no idea as I am the oldest and was picked on by my 2 sisters all the time!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hahaha it is what older brothers are for, but I may be too busy myself with some of those great lines lol.

 

[JonBonJovi]

Originally posted by The Trooper
Hahaha it is what older brothers are for, but I may be too busy myself with some of those great lines lol.

What sort of brother are you then?

She needs someone to shake the niavity out of here and stand up and make those boys out there treat her with the respect only a femme fatal or vixen should be treated!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hahahaha nah I think she shall be safe in the hands of Big Aaron lol.

 

[Goreripper]

Originally posted by The Trooper
Hahahahaha Tanya!

LOL Goreripper the hand kissing is always a smooth move!!!

So is quoting Sabbath first.
Hey it works!

 

[otto]

ultimate pick up line is this:
hey can i tickle your belly button from the inside?

i can just see trent using that one next time hes out haha

 

[spawn]

I hate Trents sister

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Aaron!!! G'day big fella!!!

 

[Spiff]

Have you ever tripped over a tree branch? No? How about a root?

 

[JonBonJovi]

Originally posted by Spiff
Have you ever tripped over a tree branch? No? How about a root?

This reminds me of when one of my friends moved here from the states I told him the best way to pick up an Aussie chick was to say to her "How's about a root in a dunny?"
He believed me and said it to a girl she just looked at him and said "your not from around here are you!" and shook her head and walked away. however it wrkd on the next girl to my s'prise but the next day could any of us give her the hint to go home until I turned around and said look Steve we must go do the shopping NOW as we have to much else to do today. she got the hint and promptly left.
Very funny situation.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[phlogiston]

Originally posted by The Trooper
Aaron!!! G'day big fella!!!

erm...Hi?

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hahahahaha! Not you.... Otto. I know him hehe, nice little surprise to see him 'round these parts

 

[JonBonJovi]

I see the name Otto and laugh as there is a costomer that comes into the shop all the time and boy is he dumb.Plus he really stinks of a mixture of too much garlic,tobacco and beer.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]