post your gay pics here

[Captain Beard]

I find it unlikely she's going to abuse that anyway. Seems most open couples DON'T go wild with their sex drives, if they do it at ALL. The infamous swingers are a minority.

 

[Will Bozarth]

it's good to now have a clause in there where "in case something were to happen, it's fine. just don't tell me" I don't expect her to, but eh. whatever. it's one thing to hear "oh, i rawked his cawk" and another to see a picture of some dude i never saw before. pictures from between our "dating" stints are fine, since whatever she did then wasn't any of my business. but yeah, back to gay pictures.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*pets will*

no one else is as cute or him or makes me laugh, so he has nothing to worry about.

i met the guy when i took my car to get an oil change. i asked him if he was single, he was, we went out a few times, and then he just stopped calling me or responding to my calls. no sex was had, thus making it a waste of my time.

i went on dates with three guys in the time that will and i broke up, and i found that "dates" are pretty much useless. pretty much all of them were just me thinking "holy shit... why do people do this? this is the most useless thing i could possibly be doing." but having someone pay for my dinner was awesome.

moral of the story - will wins. way to be the only guy i will have sexy-time AND a conversation with!

 

[Will Bozarth]

speaking of conversation, I thought you were going to call me randomly today. you failed, cuntlips

 

[Captain Beard]

Did you date any WOMEN?

 

[Lord Foul]

"in case something were to happen, it's fine. just don't tell me"

*sigh*

I'm going to regret perpetuating this stupid thread hijack, I can already see it.

The correct clause is "in case something were to happen, it's fine. Just DO tell me, so I can make informed decisions about my health before I sleep with you again."

Not that I'm calling Laura a whore.













































Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot, Laura

 

[Will Bozarth]

aids in my anus, please

 

[Captain Beard]

No, Will, you say this:

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahaha wtf

 

[Shpongled]

hahah windowfuck LOLOL

 

[Shpongled]

and that dude biting Laura's neck kinda looks like Max. And Will kinda looks like Joe in his original post here.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

comics ftw

 

[Will Bozarth]

and that dude biting Laura's neck kinda looks like Max.

i was thinking more along the lines of Liverslappersteve

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Will kinda looks like Joe in his original post here.

... except will's good-looking.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Yeah i dont look like some faggoty ear pierced, backwards cap wearing faggot.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah, you look like a star wars-loving, jewfro-wearing faggot

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hey, i havent had a jew fro for like 5 years, faggot!

 

[Captain Beard]

Faggots everywhere!

 

[Will Bozarth]

how exactly do you WEAR a jewfro? you can GROW one... do you shave it off someone else and make a hat out of it?

 

[Captain Beard]

If you have cancer, maybe.