Q&A Jeopardy Style (Take II)

[Tubbs]

Q: Do you want to... do it?

A: I disagree with the validity of your claim and I must say that your face is virulent and abhorable.

 

[entanglement]

Q: They said most experts say that your brain was severly damaged from excessive masturbation in your pre-teens and you're now incapable of forming the correct image of what you see with the part of the brain that interprets visual signals. To be honest with you.. I agree. What do you think?

A: Tubbs did it.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Who killed those 4,000 kids in the end of beans massacre?

A: I had a feeling that you wouldn't like it...

 

[entanglement]

Q: Am I supposed to like Slipknot?

A: Opeth are purely heterosexual.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Opeth is a gay band!!1111oneoneone

A: I hate that guy so much that I would kill him if I saw him.

(P.s. Opeth is one of my favorites tbph )

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Do you like Mikael Akerfeldt???

well at least i wont get colon cancer

 

[Tubbs]

Q: You know what? I'm shoving it in the other place this time. So what'ya think?

A: I dislike UR MOM because of that.

 

[gatedropper]

Q.You see the bitch on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine?

A. You need to see me naked.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: You're fucking disgusting. Why are you so ugly?

A: I think it's time that I gave little Timmy the talk.

 

[Pessimism]

Q. Dude, wtf is with you and pedophilia??

A. Of course, why do you think I bought the sponges?

 

[gatedropper]

Q. So, you hear about my grandma's abortion attempts?

A. Because it hasn't always looked that way.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Q. why do you insist on showing us your fucked up penis.

A. Sex offenders records, search made easy. know results in minutes. start your own search now.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Wow, look at this ad! Maybe it'll show Johnny on the list!

A: I can't.

 

[Pessimism]

Q. You sure you still want to bang bridgit the midgit?


A. Well duh, what else would I do?

 

[Tubbs]

Q: OMFG YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO RAPE LITTLE CHILDREN!?!?!?!?

A: I think it's about DAMN TIME to eat some food.

 

[entanglement]

Q: Okay.. stupid question of the day issue 25125681.. "what is it time for?"

A: iPods are gr1m.

 

[Fetzer]

Q: What do you prefer to put in your ass ?


A: Only when it taste like popcorn.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Do you eat crap?

A: If today is tomorrow, then yesterday must be last week.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

is it true that you got commited as a mental patient yesterday???

ONLY 1337!!!!

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Can you say "ONLY 1337!!!!" if you are a n00b, plz?

A: I think you are a SILLY NUBCAEK.