Q&A Jeopardy Style (Take II)

[entanglement]

Q: So what did you say to god when you went to heaven?

A: Pierce Brosnan was better. :Smug:

 

[Tubbs]

Q: What do you think of the 007 series now?

A: Bill Cosby!!!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Q: If you could have sex with one celebrity, who would you choose?

A: It tastes so good.

 

[gatedropper]

Q. How can those trapped people drink their own piss?

A.Thou hath drawn the sword forthwith to cast mine soul to hell.

 

[Pessimism]

Q. What the hell have I ever done to you!?

A. Is that why my chair is vibrating?

 

[Tubbs]

Q: I found a Sybian under your chair! Is it yours?!?

A: YOUNG MAN! I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT VERY MUCH!

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

sex?

Bell-end.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Which end do you want it in?

A: Give it to me now!!!

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

if you could say one thing to the 'tub girl' what would it be

AH fucking water damage

 

[Pessimism]

Q. What is that stain on your pants?

A. Well, no, I just don't think I will.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Do you want to unclog my toilet?

A: I think tuesday would be the best day for that!!!111oneoneone

 

[Pessimism]

Q. So...when do you want to go hit that bitch up who has the cocaine...?

A. Yeah, that is exactly why I wanted to do it too.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

I heard that you went to a NAMBLA meeting to watch old men have sex with little boys, is that true?

Yes, I'm half asleep

 

[Hooker Joe]

Was it different this time?

His 4th nut.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

whats your favourite thing about Chuck Norris???

'Ahhh go an

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Can you create an incomplete sentence?

A: I'm gonna go hang myself now.

 

[Hooker Joe]

How was your day?

Did you hear the story about the girl who got the squash stuck in her vagina?

 

[Pessimism]

Q. Got any freakishly disgusting stories to tell me?

A. Yeah....but I like fecal stuffed fuck stumps...

 

[Hooker Joe]

Don't you just adore carrots for dinner?

Frozen fingers.

 

[entanglement]

Q: What about your body makes you happy?

A: Dance, what else?