Q&A Jeopardy Style (Take II)

[Hooker Joe]

What do you do when you're naked?

Oh man, I just found money in my pocket.

 

[Pessimism]

Q. You are by far, the poorest person I know.


A. Whoa man, wtf, why would you say that!?

 

[Hooker Joe]

Are your toes neon green?

I'm gonna die from the tingles.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: What does this very small brush feel like deeeeeeeeeeep inside your earlobe?

A: I crapped my pants!!!!!1111111omgomgomg

 

[Hooker Joe]

What is that smell?!?

Wow those moans were loud.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Man...I think tubbs got a dildo???

ctrl+alt+delete my life is consumed

 

[Tubbs]

^

Q: Can you bring up the task manager while explaining what's wrong with you right now?

A: Drugs and alcohol.

 

[Hooker Joe]

What did you learn about today at the clinic?

The Moonmen have red heads.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Okay, apparently the people from Earth are different from the ones on the moon. What's the difference?

A: I hate your FACE.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

do you hate me or something???

AH my cat is posessed

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Did your cat just kill my monkey?!?

A: The trees do it all the time.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Does anyone make fun of you???

yes but the good bands in it make up for the bad

 

[gatedropper]

Q. Ain't Ozzfest fucked?

A. You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

so who did you looses your virginity to anyway???

because it was glow in the dark

 

[Hooker Joe]

Why did we have to use THAT condom?

And good lord, if tinkerbell aint one fine little fairy.

 

[Tubbs]

Q: Do you want to bang Peter Pan or something?

A: Shit!!!

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

so...i heard you had a strange fettish...what is it???:Smug:

 

[Tubbs]

It's something.

Q: Ten plus ten is twenty?

A: Yes, it is.

Umm... whoops. Now it's all fixed:

A: I do believe I disagree.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Q. so your pretty good at fixing things when i fuck up royaly hey???

A. my neck hurts...

 

[entanglement]

Q: Deepthroating can be quite fun, no?

A: Three