Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you like filled diapers?

A: No, please, not again.

 

[nØthing]

Q.Do you like Bevis and Butthead?

A.I meant what I said, and said what I meant; this guy's truthful 100 percent.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you really mean it when you said that you were going to become a gay porn star?

A: I got your back on this one

 

[nØthing]

Q. Why the hell did you say that?!?!?

A. I'll get you kids for this...YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What did the sniper say on his last day of high school?

A: Hey, somebody voted for him

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: George Bush???

A: Because of the gravity!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why do breasts have to sag?

A: Next year

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Next baby?

A: Last week for the second time.

 

[Stondis]

Q: When where you born?

A: No, it hurts.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you like sitting on your ass after last night?

A: I prefer waxing

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do you get the hair off your ass?

A: I disagree

 

[Jax]

Q. Do you agree or disagree that you are very good looking?

A. Black hair dye.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What's your favorite drink in the morning?

A: Cookies, cookies and more cookies.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's the evidence on your computer that you've visited child porn sites?

A: I had turkey for lunch

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Have you done anything interesting today?

A: Someone's cooking fo me.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you know how to make hot dogs?

A: A pie eating contest

 

[Stondis]

Q: Have you ever come first in a sporting event?

A: 899.554

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What'syour favorite number?

A: Be patient, I'll do it in a minute.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Will you respond to this post?

A: I'm holding it in

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Are you angry?

A: I'm trying, but it won't work.