Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nØthing]

Q. Where do you eat dinner?

A. That's what I told him!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Are you going to kiss xenophobe's butt?

A: Not really

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Do you like sex?
A: With my shoes on.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's the kinkiest way you've ever had sex?

A: Black

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How do you like your men?


A: Taste's Great! Less Filling!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do guys think about sucking on your tiny little...?

A: Wayne Gretzky

 

[nØthing]

Q. Who would you rather bone: Wayne Gretzky or Jack Nickelson?

A.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: How would you like to move when you're shopping?

A: Crawling over the floor.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Your favorite position?


A: Laminated to my forehead.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do keep from losing your keys?

A: Burp

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What does your baby sound like?

A: Wouldn't it be nice to be a little girl/boy again?

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Isn't it cute when a little baby lets out a huge burp?

A: Big poopie diapers

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: What are you doing with that can of cola?
A: Whipped cream.

 

[Thanatos]

Q: what is that bikini made of?

A: handcuffs

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: What was the item you last used when having sex?
A: No, I couldn't move then, it wasn't nice.

 

[Thanatos]

Q: what happened last time you wanked 25 times in a day?

A: hair

 

[nØthing]

Q. So what's your favorite type of entertainment?

A. You are a genuine moron.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What did your teachers always say to you?

A: Look before you leap

 

[Jax]

Q. First cliche to come to mind?

A. Strawberries and powdered sugar.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What was the latest thing that you tried to stuff up your bum?

A: If another person asks me that question, I'm going to scream!