Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Rusty]

Q: Ever had sex??

A: A guillotine.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What did you want after you had sex for the first time?

A: sirens

 

[Rusty]

Q: What did you hear coming towards you the first time you had sex??

A: Speakers.

 

[xenophobe]

A: What is your largest sexual aide?


A: Roast Beef and Horseradish.

 

[nØthing]

Q. What's sex with you like?

A. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Do you still breast feed?


A: It's better with butter.

 

[Jax]

Q. Do you like receiving anal sex?

A. Purple carnations.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Last thing you had in your cooch?


A: If it makes you laugh...

 

[Jax]

Q. Will you get naked and dance the hula?

A. Melon scented hand lotion.

 

[nØthing]

Q. What's your favorite drink?

A. Blarg!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What is your usual first line when you meet a pretty woman?

A: One crisis after another

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What did your woman say the last time you asked her for a BJ?

A: Oh yea. I think that's interesting.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Tell me about your life.

A: I was up all night

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Did you get much sleep yesterday?

A: I would, if I had one.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you grab your penis often?

A: A keg of beer

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What do you want for your birthday?


A: A warm and fuzzy feeling!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What happens when you cut your pubes short then piss yourself?

A: Didn't somebody already ask that question?

 

[nØthing]

Q. What happens when you cut your pubes short then piss yourself?

A. BOOYEAH!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's the most sophisticated word that you know?

A: I refuse to answer that question as it is against my religious beliefs.

 

[verkoelen]

Q: So...come here often?

A: No, I find them itchy.