Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[~Zeanra~]

Q: What do you need when you measure your chest hair?
A: I was very disappointed to that.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Hearse still loves you doesn't he?


A: I think it makes me laugh.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: What would happen if a girl with huge boobs would do a lap dance to you?
A: Yes, I would like him to do that to me!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you like xenophobe to clamp your nipples?

A: Corrosion of Conformity

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Do you like Milk Duds?

A: Every now and then.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you like to cross dress?

A: 37

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Know any whores personally?

(oooooooh )

A: Slip'n'slide

 

[Jax]

Q. Another name for baby oil wrestling?

A. Friday at lunchtime.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: When are you getting that wart removed from your ass?

A: Canada, eh

 

[Ziller]

Q: What country that has no language, just a speech impediment?

A: Curtis Joseph

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Name the player that will take the blame when the Red Wings choke in the playoffs.

A: Peanuts

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What do you have stuffed up your ass right now?


A: A tulip.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you have stuffed up your ass right now?

A: Winnie the Pooh

 

[nØthing]

Q. What the hell did I just run over?

A. I can fly! WEEEEEE!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What did you regret saying the most when you got stoned?

A: Kamikaze

 

[Rusty]

Q: What is your preferred method of flight??

A: Qwertyuiop

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Can you say something that doesn't make any sense?

A: Scotch on the rocks

 

[Rusty]

Q: Can you name a foul drink??

A: Poiuytrewq

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: What did you say when you last had an orgasm?
A: I picked my nose at the same time.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What did you do when you last had an orgasm?

A: Never had anything like that, what's it like?