Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Thanatos]

Q: Can I borrow your cheap guitar?

A: cookies and cream

 

[xenophobe]

Q: If you had one wish, what would it be for?

A: A bit on the lumpy side.

 

[nØthing]

Q. How do your balls feel?

A. This is mine, not yours

 

[xenophobe]

Q: I found this Swedish Penis Enlarger pump, who does this belong to?

A: I wouldn't touch that with a 10 ft pole!

 

[Jax]

Q. What will you do with the naked girl in your bed?

A. Cell phone.

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: Me in a bed full of chicks!

A: With absolutely no sugar!!!

 

[Rusty]

Q: Does urine come out of your dick??

A: My Documents.

 

[Jax]

Q. What folder do you stash all that downloaded porn in?

A. Nuts and berries.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you use as slang for testicles?

A: Frying bacon in the nude

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What is your hottest fantasy?

A: I like it a lot.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do like receiving anal sex?

A: He just peed his diaper again

 

[Jax]

Q. What's your baby doing? (btw, good to have you back, nafnikufesin, congrats again!)

A. A calendar.

 

[Rusty]

Q: How do you spell "a calendar"??

A: My signature.

 

[Jax]

Q. What goes at the end of a letter you've just written?

A. Green eggs and ham.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Name a book by Dr Seuss.

A: Curtains.

 

[Jax]

Q. What does Xeno give Hearse grief about in another thread?

A. Filet mignon and a baked potato.

 

[Rusty]

Q: What meal do you never want to eat again in your whole life??

A: Windows Messenger

 

[Jax]

Q. Who do you call when you need to deliver a window?

A. Whiskey.

 

[Rusty]

Q: What should I put in this jar??

A: Toton.

 

[nØthing]

Q. So what's your middle name?

A. Well that's none of your business, my friend.