Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[~Zeanra~]

Q: What happened to that pussy?
A: I would eat him.

edit: I can't take it anymore, I'm bursting into laughter every two seconds

 

[~Zeanra~]

Learn to type right, "vittuvähäksmäolenkuulkunasunhesassaheitajuutsähei"

Q: Have you been with a man..in that way?
A: No, I didn't enjoy it but he liked it.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Vitun kuuno pelle hei etsä viitsisis siis niinku yhtää tajuu häh?? Vittu mua vituttaa tollaset vitun hoopot vittu..

Sorry, I can't stop laughing...

Q: What would be the last thing a woman should wear?
A: It feels soooo nice

 

[~Zeanra~]

Vittu mä lähen vittu kotiin vittu.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Hei beibe, relaa vähän, mä viitti tollasen tiukkiksen kaa hengaa, kai sä tajuut?? Skulaa vaikka skebaa tai jotain..

Ei helvetti, nyt menen, en kestä enää, mahaan sattuu helvetisti ja vedet valuu silmistä..

 

[Lhorian]

Q: How did you feel when you stared at the wall

A: Running around with a sword in hand.

 

[Rusty]

Q: What do you despise more than anything else??

A: msn

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Where should these damn Finns keep their non-english typing?

A: You did did that didn't you?

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Did I kiss a girl tonight?

A: That was the happiest day of my life

 

[nØthing]

Q. Remember that one time when you fell in the gorilla pit at the Zoo and got raped by that silverback?

A. Well SOHOHOHORRY!

 

[Jax]

Q. Hey, why'd you do that to my dog?

A. Vanilla scented candles.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What's your favorite scented candle?


A: I sure hope it doesn't hurt like last time.

 

[nØthing]

Q. You want me to run you over with my car again?

A. ARRGG...Why me?

 

[Jax]

Q. Are you ready for your proctology exam?

A. Dream on!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Will you ever be with another woman?

A: I'd try but it's not possible...

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Ever go a day without masturbating?


A: That is just wrong!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Can you bake me a cake?


A: Sure, if you really want.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Would you spend a night with Hearse?
A: It was easier than I thought.

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: How good are you in seducing old ladies?

A: Fordi du er grim!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How do you tell people you're gay in a foriegn language?

A: If you did that I would cry.