Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[DotNoir]

Q: Ever kissed a sloth?
A: Nrr00nqr?

 

[Jax]

Q. Can you type some nonsense?

A. New Zealand.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Where would you like to have your next lesbian experience?

A: I think so, if you did it with me.

 

[nØthing]

Q. Would you ever take a baseball bat and bash somebody's brains out?

A. No thanks, I'll have to decline.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Would you like to have group sex with 10 hot samba girls?
A: Yeah, with a shoe spoon!

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: Are you having an erotic moment right now?

A: Because Im the king!

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Why are you naked and wearing pantyhoses in you head?
A: Because I like the taste of it.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Just why do you keep eating Hearse's excrement??

A: Offline.

 

[nØthing]

Q. Where do you spend the least time of your life?

A. I need TP for my bunghole!

 

[Rusty]

Q: Have you been taking that old lady's pills again??

A: *farts*

 

[nØthing]

Q. Have you been drinking laxatives again?

A. That was hurtful, AND unnecessary.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Will you please go away, you poo-poo head??

A: Purple walls.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Just why do you keep eating Hearse's excrement??

Ouch


Q: What's the last thing you remember before that transvestite attacked you?
A: I prefer two men.

 

[Jax]

Q. Interested in a gang bang with 5 men?

A. Compact discs.

 

[nØthing]

Q. Would you take $1 Million or the compact disc set of Abba's Greatest Hits?

A. I heard it coming from a mile away...

 

[Jax]

Abba

Q. Did you hear that tank that just ran you over?

A. Kittens.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Your favorite sexual aide?

A: If I'm feeling spunky!

 

[xenophobe]

Yes, this is a fun thread

Q: Ever get your hand stuck in a door?

A: If there's enough room, sure.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Would you let Hearse join you and some hot gothic babe?
A: With my left foot.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: With whom would you last have sex? :Smug:
A: I think he has a problem.