Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nafnikufesin]

Originally posted by Lhorian
Q: What's 30 times what you get for doing that thing with your hands down your pants?

Shit, man, if I could get paid anything for that, I'd have my dream job

 

[nafnikufesin]

Originally posted by Lhorian
A: Not even close. Guess again.

Q: Do you masturbate once a day?

A: A loaf of bread, a carton of milk, and a stick of butter

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Best ingredients for a sober picnic?

A: A couch, a movie and a lovely woman in my arms.
(please don't make your question hurt to much)

 

[nØthing]

Q. What do you see me having this weekend?

A. You haven't seen the last of me!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you put your pants back on?

A: A liver transplant

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What would you like your girlfriend to give you?

A: If it's done right, about 2 1/2 hours.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: How long does a wanking take?

A: Toying with others.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you like to use your dildo for?

A: Sex addiction

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What do you think Lhorian is hiding?

A: The best!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you think of me?

A: Your birthday suit

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What was I born wearing?


A: Only if it would save a life.

 

[Ziller]

(crap)

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you take a shower?

A: I won't buy it, but I might download it off of Kazaa

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you like Atomic Kitten?

A: At least I don't hide it

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Do you like showing your genitals in public?

A: I did that all summer long.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Ever ran around naked in your hometown?

A: only if i'd get payed enough

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Would you close your curtains when you walk around your house naked?

A: That's just the best thing on earth!

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Ever drink coffee?

A: Waffles and whipped cream

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Ever use any food while having sex with your partner?

A: If I did, I wouldn't remember.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Do you touch your little penis often?

A: Hahaha... that's funny!