Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nØthing]

Q. What's a good way to get stuck in a tree?

A. Fully Loaded Tommy Gun

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What wouldn't you like to get shoved up your arse?

A: A bottle of wine, two glasses and nice clear nightsky

 

[Taliesin]

Q: What's the best prerequisit for a nice evening?

A: Tonight, I feel like shit...

 

[Lhorian]

Q: How are you feeling tonight?

A: No, but i'm going to force myself to go to bed now.

 

[nevershine]

Q: Are you a self abuser?
A: Like a hacked carcass.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What was your last girlfriend like?


A: Because she said so!

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Why do you think you have a big head?
A: With my fingers.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How do you make yourself smile in bed?

A: I hate it when that happens!

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Did you know that there is a sale of women tights in Stockman?
A: I wish I could.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: What is the first think you do to your mom when you see her?
A: Hard.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Would you shag a sheep?
A: In the bathroom.

 

[DotNoir]

Q: Would you go to toilet?
A: My anus...

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: A hall full of exited queers...

A: I prefer shit then!

 

[Taliesin]

Q: Would you rather sleep in a bed with Hearse or with a pile of elefant shit?

A: Hahahaha! OWNED!

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What are you trying to say?

A: I just don't get it.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: I don't understand woman, do you?

A: I hate it, but its just to good to pass.

 

[Taliesin]

Q: Hae?

A: more or less...

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you like wanking?

A: See above

 

[Taliesin]

Q: Yeah no one understands Hearse... the last who tried went mad, let that be a lesson to you...

A: what?

 

[nevershine]

Q: Did you know that gays can't hear well?
A: Little red riding hood