Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Lhorian]

Q: What did you do after you went to the toilet?

A: Jumping around

 

[Taliesin]

Q: What makes you go off?

A: *fill in a random answer, someone will reply stupidly anyway *

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Would you jump around for a living?

A: ANother random answer

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How did you pick answers on your chemistry tests?

A: 125 lbs

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How much weight have you gained since the last time you had sex?

A: I'll do that if you sit on my lap and wiggle till I smile!!

 

[Jax]

Q. Will you dance naked onstage at the Cow Palace?

A. Summer, usually.

 

[Rusty]

Q: What word begins with "s" and ends in "ummer"??

A: A shrubbery.

 

[Jax]

Q. What is that small yet murderous white rabbit hiding behind?

A. No no, it's Kevin Smith.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Is Kevin Smith's name Trevor Trevson??

A: Half-past-eight.

 

[Jax]

Q. When's your bedtime?

A. Ninety three and a half.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's the age of your last sexual partner

A: Five foot eight

 

[Jax]

Q. How tall was my last boyfriend that was shorter than me?

A. Purple carnations.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do your last boyfriend's balls look like?

A: Staphylococcus aureus

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Please say something I don't understand.

A: It's just like nafnikufesin said.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: So how big is nafnikufesin's dick, anyway?

A: Hockey

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What would you like to play with your dick?

A: Jumping into an ice-cold bath after being in the sauna.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you do when you've got diarrhea?

A: Stay in bed all day

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Which is a way to get thrombose?

A: Keep her away from me. Please. I'll pay you.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you think of Zeanra?

A: $100/hour

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What's 30 times what you get for doing that thing with your hands down your pants?

A: Not even close. Guess again.