Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's that in your panties?

A: Daylight savings time

 

[Rusty]

Q: When is your period due??

A: You tell me.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you think I'm the world's greatest lover?

A: He shoots, he scores!

 

[Rusty]

Q: What do you say when taking Hearse up the arse??

A: Yeh, you would ask that.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Hey, rustymetal...how's your problem with your erectile dysfunction?

A: Dr. Evil

 

[Lhorian]

Originally posted by ~UlvedaL~
Q: You´re gay! Haa Ha!! (no offence)

None taken. It was a rather good one.


Q: Who do you think you are?

A: Not in this lifetime.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Will you ever have an apple shoved up your... ?



A: I would but sometimes it makes me dizzy.

 

[nØthing]

Q. So do you want to be tied to the helicopter propeller again?

A. Tomato, Tom-ah-to - it's all the same to me.

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: How do you pronounce T-o-m-a-t-o?

A: Jack Daniel.. My only friend...

 

[NothingIsEverything]

Q: Your favorite whiskey?

A: my neck hurts so much

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How do you feel today?



A: Sometimes it's so obvious a question, you just don't go for it.

 

[nØthing]

Q. So, are you gay?

A. This bewitchery shall not be tolerated!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: She turned me into a newt!

A: It got better

 

[nØthing]

Q. ...? (In keeping with the scene)

A. COME ON YOU PANSY! Come on then! I'm invincible!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q/A: I'm invincible!

 

[nØthing]

Q. You've got no arms left! (?)

A. No, that's enough of that now...

 

[xenophobe]

Q: You're a looney!

A: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on,
then.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: All right, we'll call it a draw then?

A: I'm going to scream

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Are you going to do something funny tonight?

A: Don't be afraid.

 

[nØthing]

Q. WHY DO YOU WANT TO TAKE MY HOLY GRAIL DVD?!?!?!?!?!?

A. Me>

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