Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Rusty]

Q: Do you want to marry Hearse??

A: Okilie-dokilie.

 

[Rusty]

Hearse, you owe me two beers now .

Q: ??

A: A wooden door.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Would you like to try this on??

A: I've had worse.

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: Adr! Did you actually had sex with a man!!!??

A: Just get me some beers!

 

[Jax]

Q. Would you like tea and biscuits?

A. Air Mail, dude.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How do you like your inflatable love dolls shipped?

A: Every now and then it's kinda fun.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do you feel about pouring habenero sauce in your eyes?

A: Bullshit!

 

[ÀrkanA]

Q: Do you like to rape melons?

A: I am used not used to it...

 

[ÀrkanA]

Nafnikufesin, damn you were faster!!!!!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Originally posted by ÀrkanA
A: I am used not used to it...

Q: Do you edit your posts when someone beats you to it?

A: I am Master of my domain

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What do you say when your wife puts you in the dog house?


A: If it tickles, but not if it hurts.

 

[Rusty]

Q: Do you like Hearse's penis to be pushed into the small of your back??

A: Not now!! Later...

 

[nØthing]

Q. So...you want me to pour napalm over you and set you on fire?

A. That's a rhytorical question if I've ever heard one...

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Have you ever heard a rhetorical question?

A: Not that there's anything wrong with that!

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: The Michael you admire the most... Michael....

A: Up yours, baby!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Whose dog's ass would you like to stick your dick up?

A: Pardon my french

 

[ÀrkanA]

Q: Voulez vous coucher avec moi?

A: On the back of the moon.

 

[ÀrkanA]

( I made the 666 th reply, must be a sign...)


Hail the horned one!

and now continue

 

[Rusty]

Q: Where would you like to hump Hearse??

A: Next Tuesday.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: When do you have sex with farm animals?


A: When I'm feeling happy.