Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Board]

Q: Why do you put your dick in chicks?

A: If it don't turn you on you oughta leave it alone (a song by B.T. Express!)

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you think about heterosexual relationships?

A: It's only a flesh wound

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What's that bloody spot on your crotch?


A: A shrubbery?

 

[DotNoir]

Q: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... 'ni'... Nice question
A: We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv'.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What was the name of your high school football team?

A: That and $5 will buy you a latte

 

[nØthing]

Q. Hey! Do you like my silly walk?

A. She turned me into a newt! (...I got better...)

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What makes you think she is a witch?

A: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do you start talking when your psychosis is acting up?

A: Schizophrenia

 

[nØthing]

Q. What are you twisting under?

A. Falling deep into dementia...

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Do you remember that guy who was wearing women's clothes, who tried to take advantage of you? The one who you...
A: Socks.

 

[~UlvedaL~]

@Hearse

Q: What would you rather have? A yach full of buttnaked chicks or a shitty car? You´ll take the......

A: That´s was a tough one to questioning!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How did you feel about coming out of the closet to your parents?

A: Now that's just gibberish!

 

[Rusty]

Q: nafnikufesin, are you brilliant at everything you do??

A: Qwertyuiop

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you want engraved on your tombstone?

A: This town ain't big enough for the both of us!

 

[nØthing]

Q. What's the biggest cliché from a western movie you can think of?

A. Some call me...Tim...

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do your johns call you while you blow them?

A: This isn't the finnish thread!!!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Teppa Fajjareenn litto ekta nkeellpla?


A: I wish I had done that before!

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Ever tried dildo in the arse?
A: I did it once and it was something I will never do again!

 

[Rusty]

Q: Do you like swimming??

A: ZXCVBNM

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: What's the most common opening line in a bar you use?
A: I wish!