Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Have you ever been with your mom...in that way?
A: Not before I was 15.

 

[Jax]

Q. Have you been toilet trained for long?

A. Green grass and white fluffy clouds.

 

[Ziller]

Q: What's the best keychain material?

A: A gravedigger's spade.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do you shovel food into your big mouth?

A: I'll buy that for a dollar

 

[nØthing]

A. You want this bag of lard from Marlin Brando's ass?

Q. I wouldn't touch that, if I were you...

 

[Rusty]

Q: Oh look, shall I press this button that says "Grant nØthing any 100 wishes he desires"??

A: Norton AntiVirus

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you take for colds?

A: I fart in your general direction!

 

[Rusty]

Q: Which line follows "I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!??

A: No, that's 'Saint Ives'.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Are you wearing "Eternity for Men"?

A: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!

 

[Rusty]

Q: What line follows Arthur's line of: "Now look here, my good man..."??

A: Oh, Dennis, forget about freedom. We haven't got enough mud.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: If Monty Python nerds took over this thread, what would they say next?

A: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

 

[Rusty]

Q: Can you give another quote from the same scene, please??

A: We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv'.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do you spell the new name of the Knights who say "Nee"?

A: Yes, we're Monty Python nerds

 

[Rusty]

Q: Are we getting carried away??

By the way, it's the knights who till recently said "ni".

A: NO MORE HOLY GRAIL!! PLEASE!!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Shall I go on?

A: What a stupid question! Of course I'll have another beer!

 

[nØthing]

Q. So would you rather have another beer, or go to the Castle AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH?

A. A Duck!

 

[Stondis]

Q: What do your genitalia resemble?

A: Because I got high... on crack, PCP, and angel dust

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: Why didn´t you score with that flirting chick?

A: ... At least Im not christian!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: So are you really a 52-year-old ugly virgin with warts on your ass?

A: Yeah, that's the ticket!

 

[Rusty]

Q: Excuse me, is this the ticket??

A: Your reply.