Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Hot, sweaty, kinky sex, in the bathroom, in 5 minutes??
A: Not with you!

 

[Thanatos]

Q: do you want to eat pea soup with me?

A: Zeanra

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: The last person you'd ever want to meet?
A: He'll hate me after that.

 

[Thanatos]

Q: I cheated on Thanatos

A: hairy chests

 

[Ziller]

Q: What did the king's treasury mostly contain after a nefarious hair-growth-serum-suicide bomber attack gone wrong?

A: A pot of coffee and 3 hours of ENDVRA

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why are you shaking like that?

A: Roll another joint, man

 

[xenophobe]

Q: You wanna smoke some more?


A: I've reached my limit.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you want to have more sex this year?

A: My swimming-diploma

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What did you get for having sex with your professor?


A: It should be done often.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you know anything about using enema's?

A: Never more then 10 minutes.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Longest time you've gone without touching yourself?



A: I like to do that after riding a rowboat.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you like puking, just for the fun of it?

A: Sleeping-disorder.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What do most people on UM have in common?


A: If I feel like it.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you often touch yourself?

A: Not at this moment.

 

[nØthing]

Q. You wanna fight, punk?

A. I have to answer the same, monotonous questions, OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you think about people asking you repeatedly if you're gay?

A: 6 pounds 11 ounces

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How much did that tumor in your testicle weigh after they removed it?


A: If I'm feeling froggy, I'd jump.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What usually happens when you stick froggies up your bum?

A: That's a pretty nasty rash

 

[nØthing]

Q. Did you see what was on xeno's ass?

A. You've just taken a heavy load off my shoulders.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Would you like me to remove that ferret on your shoulders?
A: Not so many times.