~Zeanra~ Tandtroll Nov 1, 2001 9,310 93 48 40 es-POO, Finland Oct 17, 2002 #501 Q: How many times have you been in a shower? A: If I could, I'd do it.
xenophobe Active Member May 17, 2002 12,288 700 113 SF Bay Area Oct 17, 2002 #502 Q: Would you wear a french maid outfit and let me spank you? A: I have and it was fun.
xenophobe Active Member May 17, 2002 12,288 700 113 SF Bay Area Oct 17, 2002 #503 Q: So you like women, don't you?
nafnikufesin N.F.F. Dec 6, 2001 12,277 346 83 52 In a Zone amandababypics.tripod.com Oct 17, 2002 #504 Q: When's the last time you couldn't control your bowel function? A: House of 1000 corpses
Stondis Member May 16, 2002 329 0 16 Oct 17, 2002 #505 Q: Where was the last time you couldn't control your bowel functions? A: She's not said much for a couple of weeks and she smells funny.
Q: Where was the last time you couldn't control your bowel functions? A: She's not said much for a couple of weeks and she smells funny.
xenophobe Active Member May 17, 2002 12,288 700 113 SF Bay Area Oct 17, 2002 #506 Q: What's your sister doing now? A: If life were only so good.
nafnikufesin N.F.F. Dec 6, 2001 12,277 346 83 52 In a Zone amandababypics.tripod.com Oct 17, 2002 #507 Q: Has your herpes gone away? A: In the porta-potty
Ziller ? Jul 9, 2002 653 3 18 Herwood, Tampere, Finland Oct 17, 2002 #508 Q: Where should I look for your greatest creations? A: On a scale of 1 to 10, 11 and a half.
Jax Forum Goddess Feb 11, 2002 9,052 281 83 San Jose, CA Oct 17, 2002 #509 Q. How loud was the last show you went to? A. Aspirin, please!
Ziller ? Jul 9, 2002 653 3 18 Herwood, Tampere, Finland Oct 17, 2002 #510 Q: What would you like in your vodka? A: killer tomato juice!
L Lhorian addict Sep 9, 2002 5,801 67 48 Over here Oct 17, 2002 #511 Q: What's the stuff you use most for lubrication? A: an apple
nafnikufesin N.F.F. Dec 6, 2001 12,277 346 83 52 In a Zone amandababypics.tripod.com Oct 17, 2002 #512 Q: Do you ever use fruit to masturbate? A: He spontaneously combusted
Ziller ? Jul 9, 2002 653 3 18 Herwood, Tampere, Finland Oct 17, 2002 #513 Q: Whatever happened to fartman? A: coitus interruptus
nafnikufesin N.F.F. Dec 6, 2001 12,277 346 83 52 In a Zone amandababypics.tripod.com Oct 17, 2002 #514 Q: How were you made? A: I plead the 5th!
Jax Forum Goddess Feb 11, 2002 9,052 281 83 San Jose, CA Oct 17, 2002 #515 Q. Why is that sheep hiding from you? A. Quesadillas.
nafnikufesin N.F.F. Dec 6, 2001 12,277 346 83 52 In a Zone amandababypics.tripod.com Oct 17, 2002 #516 Q: What do you stuff your bra with? A: I'd rather be sleeping
Jax Forum Goddess Feb 11, 2002 9,052 281 83 San Jose, CA Oct 17, 2002 #517 Q. Do you want to go meet your favorite band? A. Cordless phones, dude..
nafnikufesin N.F.F. Dec 6, 2001 12,277 346 83 52 In a Zone amandababypics.tripod.com Oct 17, 2002 #518 Q: How can I pick up on 12 neighbor's conversations at the same time? A: Not in this lifetime
xenophobe Active Member May 17, 2002 12,288 700 113 SF Bay Area Oct 17, 2002 #519 Q: Will you ever give up your male lover? A: If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that....
nafnikufesin N.F.F. Dec 6, 2001 12,277 346 83 52 In a Zone amandababypics.tripod.com Oct 17, 2002 #520 Q: Will you ever give up your male lover? A: I did when I was a kid
