Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you look forward to the most?

A: Half a case of one, a six pack of the other...

 

[Ziller]

Q: How much beer and cider will you consume during the rest of your life?

A: The equivalent of 5 0,75 liter bottles of 40% booze per year.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How much alcohol is excreted in your urine?

A: That's just gross!

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you like wiping you arse after going to the toilet?

A: I'd never manage that. At least, not now.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you like wiping you arse after going to the toilet?

A: You killed Kenny, you bastard!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: HEY, I KILLED KENNY!


A: GO TO HELL FATASS!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Are you senstitive about your small penis?

A: I had the chicken for lunch

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Where is that chicken which my dog pooped on?
A: Yes, yes and yes.

 

[Jax]

Q. Would you have an orgy with Xenophobe, Hearse, and rustymetal?

A. MP3s, man!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you rather have the original CD, or crappy quality MP3?

A: Let's mess with his head!

 

[nØthing]

Q. Hey look, it's President Bush!

A. Well, one time, I was demon posessed...

 

[xenophobe]

Q: You ever get over being raped by a preist?

A: If I had any I would.

 

[Jax]

Q. Do you have trouble remembering the names of your hookers?

A. Ibanez or Fender.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: Would you join an orgy? (assuming that you don't mean me ...:Smug: )
A: Definitely.

 

[~Zeanra~]

:Smug: I see..

Q: Do you like to wank in sauna?
A: I'd kick his arse for that.

 

[Rusty]

Q: What would you do if Hearse gave up on you??

A: KILL!!

 

[Rusty]

Cheers!

 

[~Zeanra~]

 

[nafnikufesin]

Originally posted by Hearse
A: I dont know why, but they like more if you spank them while you do it.

Q: How do you get your dogs to cum for you?

A: It's the only way to go!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Do you like having gay sex on streetcorners?


A: Scub your butt, you stink!