Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Lhorian]

Q: What do kittens have that dogs don't have?

A: A lost love

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: If I told you that most people who have a fetish for sticking cooking utensils up their rectum answer "a lost love" to most questions, what would you say?

A: Alvin & the Chipmunks

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Who are your favorite partners for night of rectum-rubbin'?

A: Trufelswein

EDIT: changing it back to my earlier answer.

A: Rectum-exercize?

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What daily psuedo-exercises do you do?

A: Lying dead in a house fire.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Damn! you changed it!

 

[Lhorian]

Caught in the act

Q: Your ultimate way to die?

A: Hanging upside down from a high building with the only way to get down being to untie your shoelaces.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Do you have any particular kinks?


A: I can balance that much on my tongue!

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What would you do with an ounce of cum?

A: An internet addict

 

[xenophobe]

uke:

Q: How would you best describe you and your ideal mate?


A: That's gross.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Can you picture your ideal mate naked?

A: That's the problem with organized religion

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How do you feel knowing the Church does not condone pedophilia?


A: Espresso.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's the worst fluid you've used for your daily enema?

A: That's when it's time to kick some ass!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What do you do when you wake up from a night of camping with your buddies and your ass is sore?


A: I'd rather walk my dog.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Do you like posting on UM?

A: He does that a lot doesn't he.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Naffy like talking about other people's asses, huh?


A: I think she's into that kinda thing
.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Why is Angela allways screaming like that?

A: I never knew.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you hear about the Lady's secret affair with llamas?

A: Only if you're buying

 

[Lhorian]

Q: So you wanna get over here to get drunk and stoned?

A: So, he's back, I knew he couldn't stay away very long.

 

[nØthing]

Q. Is it that damn penguin again?

A. Bueh, calatiste...cooledooodo! Tala hoohoooo...zabadoooo...GEDAU!

 

[Lhorian]

Q: So, you drunk, or what?

A: Only fools who think they're fools are fools.