Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[xenophobe]

Q: Confuse me with one sentence please.


A: The power of Christ compels you!

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Why am I asking these questions?

A: Please explain that again.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. Don't you realize you're addicted to this?

A. And there was much rejoicing.

 

[Jax]

Q. How would you react if you were to get paid for posting here?

A. Toothpaste.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What was the first thing to come to mind when you woke up this morning?

A: Cheese, lots of cheese.

 

[Jax]

Q. Would you define Rhapsody's musical style, please?

A. No way, winter is better.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Do you like sex during the summer?


A: Only when it's dark.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Do you ever wear your sister/wife/girlfriend's bra and dance around to Abba songs?

A: No, it's unhealthy, and it can cause gum disease if you gargle with it.

 

[Jax]

Q. Do you swallow?

A. A diamond ring.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: What would it take for you to swallow?


A: I think so, but I could be wrong.

 

[Jax]

HAHAHA!!!!

Q. do you think Naf is still busy with that llama?

A. Moose.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How do you like your men to hang like?


A: Diamond earrings maybe.

 

[Rusty]

Q: What's your favourite part of your drag-queen outfit??

A: Lemons!!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Ever stick anything up your bum?


A: Bottle rockets.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What's your favorite band?

A: I'll do it, just don't hit me again.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you usually say to xeno during your S&M sessions?

A: Lord of the Rings

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Most expected movie?

A: At the first chance I get.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Are you going to see it?

A: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. How come you never smile?

A. It's only a model.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Hey, how come your penis is broken into two pieces?

A: It stung like a bitch at first, but I grew to like it.