Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What did you say you'd like to eat naf's arse with?

A: Apart from all the blood, it's pretty damn ok.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What do you think of open-heart surgery?

A: Organized sex.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What line of work are you in?

A: They smell so damn bad.

 

[Lhorian]

Q: Could you give me your opinion on woman?

A: I couldn't stay away.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Why did you get a job working in a sex shop?

A: They were like two fried eggs.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What happened when rustymetal got kicked in the nuts?

A: You should tip the delivery guy for that.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. Did someone order sauteed Squirrel on their pizza?

A. There's no accounting for taste.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you know that Ultima Ibanez Overlord has a fascination with eating my ass?

A: Green

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What colour is both the surname of a lame "comedian" and the colour of your left leg?

A: It's not Ultima who "has a fascination with eating" your arse. It was...er....someone else.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: So what's this about you wanting to eat my ass?

A: Moo

 

[Lhorian]

Q: So, what are you?

A: That's just what we need now, some sensational stories in the paper making these boys out to be superhero's triumphing over evil.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you think about the Dallas Mavericks?

A: The Eskimos will win the Grey Cup

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What's the most important cup, and who's going to win it?

A: I'll need "El Duchy"

 

[nØthing]

Q. So are you able to fit that thing in your ass?

A. Explosive Diarreah

 

[Lhorian]

Q: What do you get from using enemas?

A: Just get out of the church.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why does the priest keep yelling "Satan's spawn" whenever I go near him?

A: These pretzels are making me thirsty.

 

[nØthing]

Q. Just come from Kwick-e-Mart?

A. Asshole

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What do your parents call you?

A: I can fit 15 up there now, but I need lube if I wanna try anymore.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: How many peas can you fit up your nose?

A: She told me it was special.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

AAARGGGGGGGGH PEAS!! uke: I fucking loathe peas!!

Q: What did your first girlfriend say about the hump on your back?

A: I said "please stop, it's giving me back ache". They didn't stop, though.