xenophobe
Active Member
Q: What do you tell your wife when she puts you in the dog house?
A: If all else fails, I'd reccomend amputation.
A: If all else fails, I'd reccomend amputation.
Q&A - Jeopardy style!
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parimal2k29
Living Atlantis
Q: I tried all those bands you mentioned, none of them's for me!
A: No no... you got it wrong, you put the bin in the basket... ok!?
A: No no... you got it wrong, you put the bin in the basket... ok!?
nØthing
Christpuncher
Q: What did Bush say to the troops who returned from Afghanistan saying they left Bin Laden holed up in some cave?
A: Baby back ribs!
A: Baby back ribs!
Ultima Ibanez Overlord
-=The Dude Abides=-
Q: So, as well as looking like Mike Myers's Fat Bastard, can you sound like him?
A: Put some "stink" on it!
A: Put some "stink" on it!
xenophobe
Active Member
Q: Have you made it past diapers to potty training yet?
A: If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me that question, I'd have ten cents by now...
A: If I had a nickel for everytime someone asked me that question, I'd have ten cents by now...
nØthing
Christpuncher
grandbazaar
Member
Q: What Kindda stupid thing Adam Sandler would say?
A: That chick could be a bigger disease carrier than the monkey in outbreak
A: That chick could be a bigger disease carrier than the monkey in outbreak
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Ultima Ibanez Overlord
-=The Dude Abides=-
Q: What did you say when you were caught having sex with a fire hose down at the fire fighter's station?
A: It keeps the flies off my food.
A: It keeps the flies off my food.
mourningstar
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Q: why on earth you keep that piece of shit on your table, right next to your glass???
A: only when i take a shower
A: only when i take a shower
~UlvedaL~
Where Lost Souls Travel
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A role model to mankind:
Q: Hey Varg, why did you burn all those churces down?
A: But the pussy was gooood, the pussy was goooood (Listen to the intro on Ol' Dirty Bastards album if you don't understand this).
A: But the pussy was gooood, the pussy was goooood (Listen to the intro on Ol' Dirty Bastards album if you don't understand this).
Q: Aren't you not allowed to smear catnip on your genitals anymore?
A: Don't ask me, I'm just delivering the message
A: Don't ask me, I'm just delivering the message
grandbazaar
Member
Q: Don't We usually Kill the Messenger?
A: The cookie stand is an eatery, an eatery is part of the food court
A: The cookie stand is an eatery, an eatery is part of the food court
Q: Did you expose yourself at the cookie stand, or in the food court?
A: You are so good looking!
A: You are so good looking!
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Ultima Ibanez Overlord
-=The Dude Abides=-
Q: Why did you kill your parents after they bought you a guitar as a present?
A: Try as he might, GrandBazaar won't gain any points for quoting lines from Mall Rats
A: Try as he might, GrandBazaar won't gain any points for quoting lines from Mall Rats
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