Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do Kevin Smith fans get any respect around here?

A: It is you who are the ball lickers!

 

[grandbazaar]

Q: Are you Gay?
A: All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. Can anyone enlighten us as to what makes women tick?

A. He's from Barcelona.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Where is your gay lover from?


A: Last time I tried it it burnt my tongue.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. So, do you "swallow"?

A. Osama Bin Laden.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Who's your daddy?


A: If only it were real.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. Is it true you have a large tongue?

A. You'll get over it.

 

[nØthing]

Q. Did you just drink my 5 gallon jar of mayonaise???

A. I really shouldn't answer that.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How much kiddie porn have you downloaded?

A: It's a good thing cats have nine lives.

 

[parimal2k29]

A: Caught a new resturant in town, and hey, guess what, they even serve cat dumplings.

Q: I saw you, don't lie

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. It wasn't me who dragged those people from that burning car wreck was it?

A. I have a cunning plan which cannot fail!

 

[Jax]

Q. How will you take over the world?

A. Blue nail polish & pink hair.

 

[_A_SCARLET_SUNSET_]

Q: What's eye cancer-causing?

A: The ultimate evil comes from behind

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's your view on anal sex?

A: 4 out of 5 dentists agree

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. Is it true your halitosis is now critical?

A. I told him we already got one.

 

[grandbazaar]

Q: did he ask you if you wanted a dildo?
A:We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do you figure your dad met your mom?

A: The 13th apostle

 

[nØthing]

Q. Rufus?

A. Count the shells suck-a-duck!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What two things do you like to do at the waterfront?

A: You sunk my battleship

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: E4 to D6...?

A: Because they twisted the Pepsi!