Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nØthing]

Q. What's with the retarded commercials of these lame-ass bands?

A. Blue...no...YELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. What is your favourite colour?

A. Well, we DID do the nose.

 

[nØthing]

Q. So you didn't actually have sex with her?

A. Take it away! It burns!!!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. Isn't it about time you had a proper wash, with actual soap?

A. Turn left at the bear that looks like a rock.

 

[_A_SCARLET_SUNSET_]

Originally posted by nØthing
Q. So you didn't actually have sex with her?

A. Take it away! It burns!!!

O: What happened to my cute little golden hamster ?

A: Behold! It's real... hell, it's real!!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. Can you remember what you said last time you got an erection?

A. Lying on a beach...earning 20%.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What will your ex-wife do with your money?

A: Love in an elevator

 

[Petethedrummer]

Q: How were you concieved?

A: A Mullet


EDIT: haha naf im actually working on one right now, i really need a hair cut

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What's the coolest hairstyle you've ever had?

A: Old time hockey

 

[nØthing]

Q. How'd you lose those teeth?

A. That rat bastard!

 

[Petethedrummer]

Q: What do you think of Splinter?

A: He's cool but crude (give'em a break)

 

[Petethedrummer]

Originally posted by grandbazaar
A:We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to fuck?

guess im not the only one that saw dogma

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Originally posted by Petethedrummer
A: He's cool but crude (give'em a break)

Q: So Pete, what's your boyfriend like?

A: He's a party dude (PAAAARTYYYYYYYY)

 

[Jax]

Q. What do you know about that Xenophobe guy?

A. Romance.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q. What is your interest in that xenophobe guy?

A. Whatever you do, DON'T mention the war!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Did I ever tell you about my story during the war?

A: When it tickles, I stop, when it tingles....

 

[nØthing]

Q. Why do you keep smacking yourself in the ass?

A. You f-f-freeeeak!

 

[Jax]

Q. Why is that poor llama unconscious?

A. Nope, not Xeno.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you prefer sex with Xeno over sex with llamas?

A: Not another llama question!

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Would you rather sleep with Lemmy from Motorhead or answer a Llama question?

A: I can fit a coke can up there.............sideways!