Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[~UlvedaL~]

Q: Do you believe Im gonna cross the Atlantic?

A: That´s why Im outdoors when it rains...

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Is it true your house has no bathroom or laundry?

A: And, loving it.

 

[nØthing]

Q. So you bought a llama?

A. No, no, no! It was rusty that said that.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Didn't you say you'd never had sex with a llama?

A: For a dollar more, you can get them both.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Micheal Bolton wants to pay 5 dollars for one of your hallowed gonads in his mouth, he says it'll improve his voice. What should I tell him?

A: Well, it is a free world.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you think it was right for your dad to marry his own sister?

A: Better make it a double hamburger

 

[nØthing]

Q. Did you hear the cheese from McDonald's is actually goat cum?

A. I think I'm going to spew!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: I bet you just drank a can of Bud Lite...am I right?

A: Well, Duh!!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you like sex with llamas?

A: He looks a little bit like that guy from Motorhead

 

[nØthing]

Q. Did you see NeXTLiFE and that llama's cross-bred child?

A. D'OH!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Did you know there's a video getting around of you with an underage moose?

A: There was shrinkage.

 

[nØthing]

Q. Half an inch!?!?!?

A. What you talkin' 'bout Willis?

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Can you give an answer to Bruce Willis in the form of a question?

A: Dust.........Wind...........DUDE!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Have you recently watched a Bill & Ted movie?

A: Snoochie boochies!

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: "What's that shit you got us saying?"

A: Well, you try running away with your trousers around your ankles!!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How did you get involved with a llama in the first place?

A: I'll drink to that!

 

[mourningstar]

Q: did you know alcoholism is a really serious problem?

A: that makes me so happy i would allow you to kiss me!!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you know that the rumors about me and the llama are false?

A: That car is a piece of crap!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Are you envious of Ultima's new Porsche?

A: You have a bad case of "llama denial".

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What did the shrink say to you?

A: If you think that's big, wait until you see this!!