Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[xenophobe]

Q: My truck has large tires.

A: Think that's funny, look at what he wants to show you!

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What do you say when people laugh at your face?

A: Apparently, I could hardly split an ant's rectum in half with this.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Ultima, you really set yourself up for small penis jokes, don't you?

A: This time, you'd better use two condoms

 

[nØthing]

Q. What did xeno's llama say to him when he was horny?

A. Ok...we've had enough of those questions.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Do you and your underage moose have anything else to hide?

A: I'm sorry, that information is classified.

 

[nØthing]

Q. Do you have male and female parts?

A. [Austin voice]Oh Behave![/Austin voice]

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Would you believe (I know you won't, but it's true!) 1 llama and 2 moose have already stated that YOU are the best?

A: Sometimes you just gotta say..."What the fuck!"

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What was your attitude the first time you slept with a llama?

A: If he had of scored on that play, they could have won the game.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: What did you think of Cheech Marrin's (sp?) performance in the play-offs in the Amsterdam bong olympics?

A: Laces out, Dan!!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What was the last decent line uttered in a Jim Carey movie?

A: We come for the free beer, but we stay for the hot sex.

 

[nØthing]

Q. Why do you keep going to that llama petting zoo?

A. I GOT MAIL! YEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: So did your vibrating butt plug you order ever arrive?


A: I was wondering where that dissappeared to!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Isn't nØthing using your vibrating butt plug?

A: It's laundry day.

 

[nØthing]

Q. Why are you in that pink bikini?

A. If you had one, I'd definitely smoke it.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What would you do if I rolled my feces into a joint?

A: Shagadelic, baby!

 

[nØthing]

Q. How would you like to go on a date with my 300lb neighbor name Cleoria?

A. Smells like Mung..

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What is that growing in your refridgerator?

A: He's a dead man.

 

[SlaughterofSoul]

Q:What would happen if Mr Rodgers was caught with the Olsen Twins.
A:I paid a hobo to live in a porta-potty.

 

[Jax]

Q. What'd you do with that $10,000,000 you won from the lottery?

A. Because you need a new computer.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: Can you name one good reason to start offering out hand jobs at $2.32 a go?

A: Apparently, it's all part of the pin-selling-industry.