Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Petethedrummer]

Q: Did you know that Sonata Arctica was voted the best band ever.....EVER?

A: I'd buy that for a dollar

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you hear that the Lady of the Oracle a jar of llama semen in case of emergency?

A: This is getting out of hand

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Do you realize you have just been voted the most popular centrefold in the history of the "National Llama Enquirer"?

A: I'll alert the media.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you know The Lady has been molesting underage llamas?

A: That's just wrong.

 

[Jax]

at the last few posts

Q. Did you hear that the llama in your backyard was complaining that you'd been ignoring him?

A. Rusty likes vanilla ice cream better.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Which provides the better under-arm protection...Roll-on or spray?

A: That's not as silly as it sounds.

 

[sh0kr0k]

Q: Are you going to join Naf's Llama-Lovin' Cult?

A: Only if I can have a waffle too!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you like to eat Hearse's cum?

A: NeXTLiFE keeps one in his wallet.

 

[Jax]

Q. Does everyone have nasty LlamaPorn photos?

A. Hey, Naf loves that llama, be nice to him.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Wow! Is it my imagination, or is that llama walking bowlegged?

A: Oh, she is a naughty girl. And she must pay her penalty.

 

[nØthing]

Q. What happened to Zoot?

A. It was a grail-shaped beacon!

 

[parimal2k29]

A: Oh, so we went to this place and saw this fire torch and...

Q: Not now, not tomorrow... not, wow, now that's something!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How long do you think you could go without masturbating to llama porn?

A: He's a lousy tipper

 

[Jax]

Q. How'd it go when you took Xeno cow tipping?

A. Yeah, Mark likes it when we do that here.

 

[parimal2k29]

Q: Everyone, let's create multiple accounts at UM!
A: Rather, I say... It's awefully groovy, eh, what.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Do you enjoy Moose Porn as well?

A: I read about them in Time Magazine.

 

[parimal2k29]

A: You heard of ZeroHour?
Q: That's lame... very lame

 

[Jax]

Q. What do you think of people who are obsessed with their post count, & thereby post incessant sh*t here?

A. He likes elk better than llamas.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you hear that NeXTLiFE is no longer dating a llama?

A: It's time to teach her a lesson!

 

[Jax]

Q. What will you do now that your llama has run away?

A. Only Rusty and Hearse thought that was funny.