Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Are you insulted when people talk about your gerbil fetish?

A: I'm pretending to look busy at work.

 

[Jax]

Q. How do you cover for yourself when you spend your days surfing for llama porn?

A. No way, the people on this board are the best!

 

[Thanatos]

Q: are we a bunch of assholes?

A: she said I'm cute.

 

[~Zeanra~]

Q: The sweetest thing Rusty has ever said to you?
A: Arrrrrrrrr!!

 

[Fractured]

Q: What did Zeanra say when Rusty flashed her?

A: Yes and please put some eggs in it as well.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you like Rusty to pee in your beer?

A: Answer the damn phone!

 

[Spike]

Q: Ahhhh.. Did someone want me to get that? :Smug:

A: Yes! All I'll need it a 50m roll of cellotape, a 200 pack of plastic straws, two greased gerbils... and 1 carrot!

 

[Thanatos]

Q: would you like to pleasure naknikufesin all night? and what would you need to do it?

A: yeah baby

 

[Spike]

Q: We make a pretty good team, don't we thanatos? (I set 'em up, you knock 'em down!)

A: Contrary to popular belief, it actaully has been done..... and on these forums nonetheless! uke:

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Has Pike verbally dug himself into a hole on many an occasion?

A: Only if Zeanra does it

 

[Spike]

Q:Would Ethereal wear High Heels, Lingere, Sexy Stockings (Like Hiss_'s! and a push-up bra!? )

(That'll learn Ya! )

A: It can be done, but only if you speak fluent finnish!

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Is there a way for Pike to be slapped about by more people than he curently knows?

A: Say no MORE! P@RUSTY)

 

[~Zeanra~]

Hey hey hey...what's this talking about me, eh? Watch out what you say..

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Is Zeanra overly self-conscious?

A: 20, plus the dwarf.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

*BUMP*

 

[Spike]

Q: *scratches head*..... How many elves does it take to screw in a lightbulb...... in the depths of Moria? (Gimli would be proud! )

A:Yes, but only on the first Tuesday of the month...

 

[Fractured]

Q: Is it true that you rent a chicken to pleasure yourself Spike?

A: No that was Spike and Thanny, i saw them.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Were Rusty and Spike fighting for Zeanra's affection again?

A: 2nd-last bush in the right of the garden path...there you will find your answer.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Sheesh, i'm BUSTING for a leak, where's the best place to go around here?

A: That's easy for YOU to say!

 

[Spike]

Q: Did you know it actually hurts, being this GOD DAMN good looking!? :Smug:

A: Trying to take over the world!!!! ..................*Gnarf!*