Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: Food goes in here...doesn't it?

A:Only if done in the presence of a git.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Are you an advocate for masturbation?

A: He hasn't had caffeine for 12 days and he's got a helluva headache.

 

[Spike]

Q: So, what's nØthing been up to recently... I haven't seen him in a little while, but the last time I did, he seemed a little... 'Irritable'....?

A: 42!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: How many times did you fail your Drivers Licence test?

A: He hasn't been formally charged yet.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What happened to that llama that raped you?

A: You should have asked for the special sauce.

 

[Fractured]

Q: Oh bollocks....i bought this really sexay lass dinner last night but i didn't get to roger her. What went wrong?

A: HA! I knew Rusty had something to do with it!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Was that the Lady's missing llama I just saw with Rusty?

A: Now that takes me back to the old days...

 

[Spike]

(Not so much a question as it is a comment...)

Q: [loudwhisper]Whatever you do, don't mention the war!? [/loudwhisper]

A: I can manage three at the same time! :Smug:

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: How are the hamster juggling lessons going?

A: That's classified information.

 

[Spike]

Q: How are YOUR hamster juggling lessons going, Mister?

A: Women! *sigh* :Smug:

 

[Fractured]

Q: Did you know Zeanras favorite word to write in the WA thread is tits?

A: Bah! How hard can it be anyway!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Is there a guy on here you have the hots for? Do you have an aversion to either men, women or llama's?

A: Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up taking amphetamines.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you know that llamas go nuts for guys on speed?

A: It was on sale.

 

[Fractured]

Q: Where did you find that baby in your sig?

A: Sure, he will smoke anything.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Do you think xeno could use these old socks?

A: Never underestimate her, OR her fellow cult members.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you think The Lady and her llamas will be angry about us revealing her sex scam?

A: I suggest that you get on your knees and pray.

 

[Fractured]

Q: How do we stop the use of CAPS in the last word thread?

A: He did it all for the fame.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why did Rusty try to assassinate Pauly Shore?

A: There are some things you just shouldn't ask.

 

[Fractured]

Q: Was Rusty really born to a llama and Hearse?

A: 100$?! Sure, i'll do it!

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Will you get on your knees and say hi to the Llama?


A: Whenever it's okay to say NO, I say it.