Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[Jax]

Q. What was your favorite project in 5th grade?

A. Skiing or snowshoeing.

 

[Spike]

Q:What 2 'sports' should have been eradicated since the invention of the SNOWBOARD?

A: No! I don't fakin' WANT any more!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you enjoy having sex?

A: Your opinions intrigue me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What did you tell the Jehovas Witnesses when they last canvassed in your area?

A: My contact there confirmed that at 0600 today.

 

[Fractured]

Q: OMG! Take That reuniting? Where did you hear that? MTV?

A: I got three pigeons in return.

 

[parimal2k29]

A: I heard you sold your ESP RV-300kh for something more important... care to elaborate?

Q: Google all the way!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Would you rather give a naked picture of yourself to one trusted friend, or post it on Google for the whole world to see?

A: Let me guess...that's when you told him to fuck off.

 

[Fractured]

Q: Yesterday, my dad askes me if i can help him wi...

A: I'd have to say Shakira.

 

[parimal2k29]

A: Who do you think knows how to lure millions of people by words that are usually zombifying in nature?

Q: She

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How does your dad like to be referred to in the third person?

A: Hey, don't shoot the messenger!

 

[Jax]

Q. What do you mean, Rusty stole Xeno's llama?!?!?

A. She said that perfume stinks.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why does your lesbian llama lover not want you to wear Chanel anymore?

A: All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.

 

[Jax]

lesbian llama lover..ya slay me, Naf

Q. What do you know about the Blarney Stone?

A. A cute little grey kitten.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What did you eat for breakfast?

A: I think Rusty just sat on it.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Has anyone seen my award winning miniature model of the Eiffel Tower?

A: I guess he thought it was a dildo.

 

[Jax]

Q. What the hell is Hearse doing with my microphone???

A. He said only Naf would do.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Who does God think would make a great successor rule the universe?

A: Yes, that is a little grandiose.

 

[xenophobe]

Q: Will you wear a Clown suit to work on monday for UM.COM and take pictures?


A: It feels a little funny, but a little more to the left please!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How does that colonoscope feel?

A: It's actually his evil twin.

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Q: Is that really Antonio in your sig?

A: Hmm, not really, but for you, ok.