Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[xenophobe]

Q: Could you go outside, get naked and run in circles while yelling the lyrics to your favorite Vintersorg album?


A: That depends on how many times, and if I have to go to the hospital afterwards!

 

[NaTaSMAI]

Q: Would you fuck a sheep?

A: No, but the girl next to me reeks of garlic.

 

[Jax]

Q. Where is that stench coming from, the guy behind you?

A. I'm not just the president, I'm a client too.

 

[Steve]

Q: What would Bill Clinton would say if he were a pimp?

A: Yes sir, Mr. Dictator!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Would you please refrain from picking your nose (and eating the ensuing bounty) when I'm around?

A: That surprised everyone. Including her!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you know that the Lady of the Oracle has naked pictures of Rusty on her computer?

A: This means war.

 

[Jax]

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA Naf, you are too much, dude

Q. Did you hear that Xeno raided your backyard & took all your llamas?

A. That's what he did while UM was down.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Is it true that NeXTLiFE hacked into your computer and downloaded the naked pictures of Rusty?

A: Everybody must get stoned.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What is your view on capital punishment?

A: They were in the same folder as the naked pictures of herself.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Where did you get those filthy pictures of The Lady's llama?

A: Don't look down, silly!

 

[coronerox]

Q: What's the difference between a Bathtub and a 5 year old child

A: You can't fuck a bathtub

Ok that was nasty.....sorry

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: If you wanted to disrupt a thread with an irrelevant post, what would you say?

A: Yes! EXACTLY! But I respect that.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Is it true that you'll only date men that have a foot fetish?

A: Piece of cake

 

[Jax]

Q. Is it easy to train your llama?

A. Naah, Naf is the best.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you agree with the poll that declared Ben Affleck the sexiest man alive?

A: Why, thank you!

 

[nafnikufesin]

*bump*

What, no comeback?

 

[Fractured]

Q: What did naf say when i bumped this thread to the top?

A: I just dip it in motoroil. Works every time.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: How do you keep the gerbil from getting stuck in your ass?

A: No wonder!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

*Fucking BUMP!*

Q: Were you aware that I was on holidays, therefore leaving this thread devoid of intelligent responses and ALMOST sinking into oblivion?

A: Always the way when "Llama envy" rears its ugly head!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you take a vacation to escape anything?

A: It's about damn time!

(PS - Thanks, NeXTLiFE, I thought this thread was gone for good )