Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What IS that on Lady of the Oracle's nose?

A: He just wandered off mumbling something about a newfound appreciation for the Backstreet Boys and noone's seen him since.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q:Why should we shove a gerbil-molested llama up his arse?

A:Only when you drink aviation gasoline, peel the skin off the bottom of your feet and wear stirrups....yes.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you think I'm ugly?

A: The dingo ate my baby!

 

[Jax]

Q. What was that stupid movie about that Meryl Streep did in Australia?

A. YAY! It's Friday!

 

[The Grand Wazoo]

Q: The first thing you thought this morning?


A: Yes, I finally got it!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Didn't your llama have a bad case of herpes?

A: Blame it on UM's new format

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What's the main reason why the share market continues to decline?

A: Because she paid me $500, that's why.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Why bother explaining the nuances of post-industrial llama rehabilitation to anyone, especially a model whom wears fur coats?

 

[Polyeidus]

Q: What's the main reason why the share market continues to decline?

A: Because she paid me $500, that's why.

Q:Why did you wear that lady's stockings?


A:Where you found those dirty candybars.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q:Where is Ontario?

A:4 red smurfs pretending to be lifeguards.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What did you see after you ate those mushrooms?

A: I hope you've got insurance for that!

 

[Jax]

Q. Aww man, your llama dented my car when it was running away from you, now what?

A. He called you on your cell phone!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Wasn't your dad going to call me about parenting advice?

A: Most people complain that it's too big.

 

[Jax]

Q. Did you have a nose job?

A. Naf's son is beautiful.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you think of these pics:

A: There was baby food all over the place!

 

[Jax]

Q. How'd the lil one's first experience with baby food go?

A. Mmmmmm vanilla.

 

[Polyeidus]

Q: What's your favorite flavr?

A: Four broken fingers and my scalp was lacerated.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What did you get when you snatched that old lady's handbag?

A: Actually, they look very similar.


NP: Vader...When Darkness Calls

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you hear that the Lady is now sleeping with Rusty instead of her llama?

A: That's not fair!

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Did you know Lady of the Oracle has been pimping one of your favourite llamas and has no intention of sharing the profits with you?

A: Apparently she's become quite wealthy.