Q&A - Jeopardy style!
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Q: Could you ever imagine having sex with anyone besides your llama from now on?
A: I don't know. You tell me!
A: I don't know. You tell me!
Jax
Forum Goddess
Q. How will you ever live without your llama now that Rusty stole it?
A. Babies are so sweet.
A. Babies are so sweet.
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: Uh oh... I seem to have caught "something" from that llama Lady of the Oracle set me up with. Can anyone help me out here?
A: He looks much better when he's wearing a ski mask.
A: He looks much better when he's wearing a ski mask.
Jax
Forum Goddess
Q. I hear NeXTLiFE has your next rendezvous all planned..roleplay eh?
A. You shouldn't do that, you might go blind.
A. You shouldn't do that, you might go blind.
Q: Mind if I try some of your cooking?
A: That's why you're supposed to read the instructions first!
A: That's why you're supposed to read the instructions first!
Jax
Forum Goddess
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
nafnikufesin said:
Q: How come my vision is blurred and I can't breathe properly every time I put a condom on?
A: Yeah, he offered them to me too but I politely declined.
Q: Has Rusty offered any of his severed appendages to you?
A: She seems to be pretty preoccupied with llamas for some reason.
A: She seems to be pretty preoccupied with llamas for some reason.
Jax
Forum Goddess
Q: Is it true that George Bush wants to sleep with Saddam's dead body after the war?
A: It's written on your freakin' forehead!
A: It's written on your freakin' forehead!
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: How did you know I was a Maori warrior?
A: You might want to think twice before you go down that path!
NP: Opeth...The Funeral Portrait
A: You might want to think twice before you go down that path!
NP: Opeth...The Funeral Portrait
Ethereal Sage
Mind Of Out Sight Of Out
A: Should I make a clone of myself so I can 'get myself into line'?
Q: Didn't Zeanra pay for that?
Q: Didn't Zeanra pay for that?
Q: Would you like to have free sex with NeXTLiFE's llama?
A: There's only one correct answer to that question.
A: There's only one correct answer to that question.
NeXTLiFE
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Q: Everything's either black or white with you, isn't it?
A: I think she's lost the plot completely.
A: I think she's lost the plot completely.
Q: Did the Lady get into trouble over using the burial plot for her necrophilic tendencies?
A: I can't believe that xenophobe would do that with a porcupine!
A: I can't believe that xenophobe would do that with a porcupine!
Jax
Forum Goddess
Q. Is it true that Xeno tried teaching you some new animal love techniques?
A. She's going to be mad that you said that about her.
A. She's going to be mad that you said that about her.
Q: Don't you think it's weird that the Lady talks about herself in the third person?
A: He ran out of time.
A: He ran out of time.
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