Q&A - Jeopardy style!

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Do you often refer to sex as "making things funny"?

A: To get to the other side.

 

[Astral Poetry]

Q. Why did you eat those intestines?

A. Spank a midget with a yardstick

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: When you masturbate, what do you call it?

A: He's on a strict diet

 

[Jax]

Q. Does your llama get anything but BJs from you?

A. If only you amused someone other than yourself..

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: So you think I have a real future in comedy, huh?

A: Yeah, he considers himself a bit of a thrillseeker.

 

[parimal2k29]

A: Arthur Dent's jumping off the Crab Nebula!!!!
Q: Is the Resturant at the end of the universe.

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What's the biggest question on your mind right now?

A: Some people never learn.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Why can't you tie your own shoe laces?

A: This day will go down in history.

 

[Ultima Ibanez Overlord]

Q: How do you feel now you've had your "shenus" surgically attached?

A: It wasn't me, it was my evil twin!!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: When you and your brother raped the llama, are you the one that insisted on shaving the llama's ass first?

A: Mmmmmmmmm beer

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: What's your favourite salad dressing?

A: She hasn't stopped bragging about it.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Is it true that the Lady blew 20 llamas in one day?

A: I'm not even going to go there.

 

[Jax]

Q. Is it really painful to remember your llama leaving you cuz it caught you with that diseased caribou?

A. nØthing says you told him that it was Rusty, not Hearse that got caught in that position with the elk..

 

[NeXTLiFE]

Q: Did you know that Hearse has been the victim of a vicious smear campaign recently wherein he's being blamed for the nefarious exploits of, uh, err, someone else ?

A: He actually thought he'd get away with it!!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Did you know that the Lady's llama was cheating on her?

A: That depends on which spelling you use.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Q: I thought clown was spelt nafnikufesin?

A: Transgressing a dwarf with a shovel would cause you to suffer that, stoopid.

 

[Jax]

Q. Can you make a statement that'd stall this thread for 2 days?

A. UM is the best

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: What do you recommend as the best personal ad site for finding new llamas?

A: Just charge it to xeno's credit card.

 

[Jax]

awww man, Naf, ya crack me up..

Q. What's the best way for Rusty to pay for that llama's services?

A. Naah that's a really lame message board.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Q: Lots of people seem to post on the Opeth board...should I check it out?

**runs and hides**

A: He didn't take his medication this morning.